OH, MY, GOD
I skimmed through the second half of THE BOOK.
Draco fans, be prepared for a Draco that's pretty much summed up by this particular icon I am using. Oh my god. HBP was totally the highlight of his fictional career. And yeah, there's LOTS of H/D, in ways you've probably never imagined, and in ways even REALLY CRAPPY H/D fanfics couldn't have delivered. It's a complete parody. Oh and there's a totally inappropriate Narcissa/Harry moment. It made me laugh, oh so painfully. Oh my LORD. The frigging epilogue turns out to be Draco's best moment in the book. I am NOT kidding you!
ETA: Wrote this paragraph w/o actually reading Snape's arc!!![Snape's story on the other hand, is every good!Snape fans wildest dream come true!!! And yeah, lollipop all the way, yet in a manner that worked well for me! So comes Friday night, the Snape arc is what I am going to focus on. And I hope it will ease, even just a tiiiiiiny liiiiitle bit, of my Draco shaped PAIN.]
Oh and if you happen to like Crabbe, Goyle and Pansy, BE EVEN MORE PREPARED!!!
The Dudley fans, which is a small minority, while I have not read chapters containing him yet, judging by people's comments should be quite happy with the small mercy (bone?) Rowling throws your way though? Maybe :-)
OMFG.
I still can't get over the absurdity that is DH Draco. That is DH H/D. How I wish you could see the twisted, half tormented, half entertained and completely insane expression on my face right now.
OMFG.
LOLLIPOP FOREAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *escapes into the dark world*
Draco fans, be prepared for a Draco that's pretty much summed up by this particular icon I am using. Oh my god. HBP was totally the highlight of his fictional career. And yeah, there's LOTS of H/D, in ways you've probably never imagined, and in ways even REALLY CRAPPY H/D fanfics couldn't have delivered. It's a complete parody. Oh and there's a totally inappropriate Narcissa/Harry moment. It made me laugh, oh so painfully. Oh my LORD. The frigging epilogue turns out to be Draco's best moment in the book. I am NOT kidding you!
ETA: Wrote this paragraph w/o actually reading Snape's arc!!![Snape's story on the other hand, is every good!Snape fans wildest dream come true!!! And yeah, lollipop all the way, yet in a manner that worked well for me! So comes Friday night, the Snape arc is what I am going to focus on. And I hope it will ease, even just a tiiiiiiny liiiiitle bit, of my Draco shaped PAIN.]
Oh and if you happen to like Crabbe, Goyle and Pansy, BE EVEN MORE PREPARED!!!
The Dudley fans, which is a small minority, while I have not read chapters containing him yet, judging by people's comments should be quite happy with the small mercy (bone?) Rowling throws your way though? Maybe :-)
OMFG.
I still can't get over the absurdity that is DH Draco. That is DH H/D. How I wish you could see the twisted, half tormented, half entertained and completely insane expression on my face right now.
OMFG.
LOLLIPOP FOREAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *escapes into the dark world*