WEIRDEST ORGASM EVER

[_s_m_i_t_h_]

This morning, right as I was about to come, her dog stuck her face in between her face and mine.

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[shuddering with laughter]

[hogofheaven]

Ladies and gentleman, we have a winner.

Take a bow, comrade.

Also: that is fucking hilarious.

[jaykgallagher]

hahahahhahaha... so you came like "uuuuhhhhhhhhaaaahhh" right up against the dog jowl? does that officially make it a threesome at the last second?

haha. at least you're getting laid. snarf. ... snarfle.... *glances over at his cat*.

teehee.

[annie_linux]

Have you ever seen the movie Butterfly Kisses? It's a Spanish film. There's this guy in the film who's always trying to get it on with this girl, except her dog keeps getting in the way. She thinks it's really funny and he finds it really annoying.

[decay_away]

and thus the seeds of your bestiality fetish are planted