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[_saeros]

:-|

*sneaks into your bedroom*

*puts a dead rat on the bed, a tag attached to it that says: "Muderer"*

*sneaks out again*

Comments

[caranthire]

*arrives back from her honeymoon and has her luggage brought upstairs*

*hears the shriek of the maid and saunters upstairs*

...

Tasteful.

[mornaquilde]

*follows*

*looks at the 'present'*

So... is that directed at you or Turin?

[caranthire]

*shrugs*

Good question. Whoever it's from it's pretty pathetic. At LEAST they could've sent a severed head or something if they really wanted to make a threat.

[mornaquilde]

Yeah... an' it's not even THAT rotten yet!

*picks up the dead rat and makes it do a morbid tap dance routine on the headboard*