SEX!
Because D can make me!
The DEFINITIVE SEX SURVERY
BASIC SHIT
What’s your first name? Lacy
Male or female? Grrryl
How old are you? 24
What country or state do you live in? Oregon
Would you say your straight, gay or bi? Yes!
Please use LJ CUT when completing this form.
YOUR BODY
Describe what you look like: I am 5'7"....straight, black hair, blue/green eyes, I have huge tits...I have 4 piercings, 2 sets of tattoos...go look at my picture its on my bio, geez!
Ok now guys, how big is it honestly? And girls, how many fingers can you fit? One comforatably.
What’s your fav body part on the other sex? Personality
What’s your fav place on your body to be kissed? My lips
Do you have any special names for your privates or what do you call them? I call it my gine-gine!
Do you shave you your pubic hair, trim, wax, have a racing strip, leave it natural or what? Shave it bald.
GETTING PERSONAL NOW
Do you masturbate (don't lie now)? I freakin wish!
How often do you masturbate? *cries*
How many ppl have you slept with? Boys 9 girls 6 I think...
How old were you when you lost your virginity? 15
Who did you lose it to? My daughters father
Do you have any other sexual regrets? Yes.
Have you ever had sex with a virgin? No! *cries*
What’s the biggest age difference between you and someone you've had sex with? 7 years
How often would you have sex in an ideal relationship? Im sure it would depend...
And when was the last time you actually did have sex? Ummmmmm
When was the last time you had an orgasm? Ummmmmm
Have you ever had a one night stand? Do orgies count?
What sort of contraception do you normally use? Vasectomy!
Have you ever had phone sex? No, I dont know how
Have you ever had cyber sex? No, I dont know how
Have you ever devoted a whole day to sex? Probablly
Lights on or off? Candlelight!
Do you prefer to give or receive oral sex? Give to girls.
Do you prefer oral sex or straight ahead sex? Straight ahead lol what a funny way to say it.
Do you prefer giving/receiving blowjobs or hand jobs? Ewwwww
Do you prefer eating/being eaten or fingering/being fingered? Im such a giver ;)
Girls, have you ever used your tits to get a guy off, or guys, have you ever had a girl use her tits to get you off? Of course!
What’s your fav position? Misionary
What’s the most number of positions you've used in one sex session? 3 or 4
Do you like sex best rough, gentle, fast, slow, or how? Slow deep and hard (its a reference to a type o negative album for those of you who dont know ;))
Do you get turned on by pain? Sometimes...like when I inflict it! :P
Have you ever tried anal sex and if so did you like it? Yes. Sometimes, it depends on with who and all that.
How do you feel about sex when you or your partner is on her period? Mmmmmmm moonblood!!
ORGASMS AND CUM
Boys, girls, have you ever or do you ever-fake orgasms? I used to all the time. Not now though.
What’s the most number of orgasms you have had together, or in one sex session? 2 probablly
What sort of orgasm do you normally have (do you moan, pant, gasp, scream or what)? Yes.
Spit or swallow? Depends ;)
Girls, do you like the taste of cum, or guys, do you like the taste of pussy? Mmmmm pussy
Have you ever tasted your own love juices? Yes of course!
MOSTLY HAVE YOU EVERS
Have you or do you ever look at porno magazines? lol yes
Have you or do you ever watch porno videos? Who hasnt?
Have you ever watched a live stripper? Yes :P
Have you ever watched a live sex show? No! *cries*
Have you ever used toys during sex? yes
Have you ever used sex toys on your own? Sure
Have you ever used another object that wasn't really a toy during sex? Probablly
Have you ever used another object that wasn't really a toy on your own? Yes
How do you feel about talking during sex? Yes
Are you usually loud during sex? I try not to be too loud
Have you ever woken up somebody else in the same house when your having sex? I hope not...
Have you ever had complaints from the neighbors about your noise during sex? No
Have you ever been given open praise for your sexual technique? Yes, everytime
Have you or do you ever think about other people when you're having sex? Yes
Have you ever called out someone else's name during sex? No lmao!
Have you ever had sex in a car? Yes
If yes, was the car moving? No
Have you ever had sex in the water (pool, ocean, etc.)? In a pool yes
Have you ever had sex in the shower? Who hasnt?
Have you ever had sex at work or school? Nope I dont think so...
Do you ever role-play in the bedroom (I don't mean online)? Every chance I get :P
LOTS OF HAVE YOU EVERS…
Have you ever used food for sexual purposes? Yes
Have you ever had a 3some or any sort of group sex? Lots :P
Have you ever had sex with more than 1 person during a 24 hour period not at the same time? Oh geez..yes
Have you ever messed around with other people in the room? Yes
Have you ever been caught masturbating? *giggle* By my partner, yes
Have you ever caught anyone else masturbating? Ewww yes
Have you ever been caught having sex? Yes
Have you ever caught anyone else having sex? Probablly
Have you ever watched anyone have sex (whether they knew or not)? I suppose so
Has anyone ever watched you having sex? Yes
Have you ever French kissed anyone of the same sex? Mmmmhmmm!
Have you ever had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex? Yes, I thought we went over this already...
Have you ever had sex with 2 ppl in the same family? LOL...Almost
Have you ever had sex with someone related to you? NO!
Have you ever had sex with someone much older than you? Yes, well what is much older?
Have you ever had pains as a result of sexual acts? Yes
Have you ever fallen asleep during sex? No lol
Have you ever answered the phone while you were having sex and kept going? Yes
Have you ever let anyone watch you piss or shit? Ewww no not for sexual purposes...
AND FINALLY
Describe your worst sexual experience: Oh god..where to begin!
Describe your best sexual experience: I dont know...
Describe your biggest fantasy: I need to have sex with an uncut cock just one time!
And finally, what's the kinkiest thing you've ever done? Wow, more like, what havent I done...
OPTIONAL OFFENSIVE QUESTIONS:
Have you ever used a cucumber up your ass? You can do that?
Have you ever let someone lick your ass? No
Have you ever licked someones' ass, or kissed someone's ass? No
Have you ever given someone a bj while you were pissing in the toilet? No
What is the filthiest thing you can imagine yourself doing? Your mom
BONUS: If you could have sex with me, what would you be into doing? Who are you again?
The DEFINITIVE SEX SURVERY
BASIC SHIT
What’s your first name? Lacy
Male or female? Grrryl
How old are you? 24
What country or state do you live in? Oregon
Would you say your straight, gay or bi? Yes!
Please use LJ CUT when completing this form.
YOUR BODY
Describe what you look like: I am 5'7"....straight, black hair, blue/green eyes, I have huge tits...I have 4 piercings, 2 sets of tattoos...go look at my picture its on my bio, geez!
Ok now guys, how big is it honestly? And girls, how many fingers can you fit? One comforatably.
What’s your fav body part on the other sex? Personality
What’s your fav place on your body to be kissed? My lips
Do you have any special names for your privates or what do you call them? I call it my gine-gine!
Do you shave you your pubic hair, trim, wax, have a racing strip, leave it natural or what? Shave it bald.
GETTING PERSONAL NOW
Do you masturbate (don't lie now)? I freakin wish!
How often do you masturbate? *cries*
How many ppl have you slept with? Boys 9 girls 6 I think...
How old were you when you lost your virginity? 15
Who did you lose it to? My daughters father
Do you have any other sexual regrets? Yes.
Have you ever had sex with a virgin? No! *cries*
What’s the biggest age difference between you and someone you've had sex with? 7 years
How often would you have sex in an ideal relationship? Im sure it would depend...
And when was the last time you actually did have sex? Ummmmmm
When was the last time you had an orgasm? Ummmmmm
Have you ever had a one night stand? Do orgies count?
What sort of contraception do you normally use? Vasectomy!
Have you ever had phone sex? No, I dont know how
Have you ever had cyber sex? No, I dont know how
Have you ever devoted a whole day to sex? Probablly
Lights on or off? Candlelight!
Do you prefer to give or receive oral sex? Give to girls.
Do you prefer oral sex or straight ahead sex? Straight ahead lol what a funny way to say it.
Do you prefer giving/receiving blowjobs or hand jobs? Ewwwww
Do you prefer eating/being eaten or fingering/being fingered? Im such a giver ;)
Girls, have you ever used your tits to get a guy off, or guys, have you ever had a girl use her tits to get you off? Of course!
What’s your fav position? Misionary
What’s the most number of positions you've used in one sex session? 3 or 4
Do you like sex best rough, gentle, fast, slow, or how? Slow deep and hard (its a reference to a type o negative album for those of you who dont know ;))
Do you get turned on by pain? Sometimes...like when I inflict it! :P
Have you ever tried anal sex and if so did you like it? Yes. Sometimes, it depends on with who and all that.
How do you feel about sex when you or your partner is on her period? Mmmmmmm moonblood!!
ORGASMS AND CUM
Boys, girls, have you ever or do you ever-fake orgasms? I used to all the time. Not now though.
What’s the most number of orgasms you have had together, or in one sex session? 2 probablly
What sort of orgasm do you normally have (do you moan, pant, gasp, scream or what)? Yes.
Spit or swallow? Depends ;)
Girls, do you like the taste of cum, or guys, do you like the taste of pussy? Mmmmm pussy
Have you ever tasted your own love juices? Yes of course!
MOSTLY HAVE YOU EVERS
Have you or do you ever look at porno magazines? lol yes
Have you or do you ever watch porno videos? Who hasnt?
Have you ever watched a live stripper? Yes :P
Have you ever watched a live sex show? No! *cries*
Have you ever used toys during sex? yes
Have you ever used sex toys on your own? Sure
Have you ever used another object that wasn't really a toy during sex? Probablly
Have you ever used another object that wasn't really a toy on your own? Yes
How do you feel about talking during sex? Yes
Are you usually loud during sex? I try not to be too loud
Have you ever woken up somebody else in the same house when your having sex? I hope not...
Have you ever had complaints from the neighbors about your noise during sex? No
Have you ever been given open praise for your sexual technique? Yes, everytime
Have you or do you ever think about other people when you're having sex? Yes
Have you ever called out someone else's name during sex? No lmao!
Have you ever had sex in a car? Yes
If yes, was the car moving? No
Have you ever had sex in the water (pool, ocean, etc.)? In a pool yes
Have you ever had sex in the shower? Who hasnt?
Have you ever had sex at work or school? Nope I dont think so...
Do you ever role-play in the bedroom (I don't mean online)? Every chance I get :P
LOTS OF HAVE YOU EVERS…
Have you ever used food for sexual purposes? Yes
Have you ever had a 3some or any sort of group sex? Lots :P
Have you ever had sex with more than 1 person during a 24 hour period not at the same time? Oh geez..yes
Have you ever messed around with other people in the room? Yes
Have you ever been caught masturbating? *giggle* By my partner, yes
Have you ever caught anyone else masturbating? Ewww yes
Have you ever been caught having sex? Yes
Have you ever caught anyone else having sex? Probablly
Have you ever watched anyone have sex (whether they knew or not)? I suppose so
Has anyone ever watched you having sex? Yes
Have you ever French kissed anyone of the same sex? Mmmmhmmm!
Have you ever had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex? Yes, I thought we went over this already...
Have you ever had sex with 2 ppl in the same family? LOL...Almost
Have you ever had sex with someone related to you? NO!
Have you ever had sex with someone much older than you? Yes, well what is much older?
Have you ever had pains as a result of sexual acts? Yes
Have you ever fallen asleep during sex? No lol
Have you ever answered the phone while you were having sex and kept going? Yes
Have you ever let anyone watch you piss or shit? Ewww no not for sexual purposes...
AND FINALLY
Describe your worst sexual experience: Oh god..where to begin!
Describe your best sexual experience: I dont know...
Describe your biggest fantasy: I need to have sex with an uncut cock just one time!
And finally, what's the kinkiest thing you've ever done? Wow, more like, what havent I done...
OPTIONAL OFFENSIVE QUESTIONS:
Have you ever used a cucumber up your ass? You can do that?
Have you ever let someone lick your ass? No
Have you ever licked someones' ass, or kissed someone's ass? No
Have you ever given someone a bj while you were pissing in the toilet? No
What is the filthiest thing you can imagine yourself doing? Your mom
BONUS: If you could have sex with me, what would you be into doing? Who are you again?