'My dark good looks' - I LOVE you! Actually got little tears.
I'm so jealous of your language progression in comparison to mine. But also kind of relieved to hear that your academic success (i.e. lack of) seems to be mirroring mine. Hmm. If I have to repeat a semester, join me? *angelic smile*.
As for visits, just tell me when you're coming home and I will book many many many visits. God, I may just haul ass to yours and sleep in your garage for a fortnight.My July so far comprises of: My birthday. Enormous pause of inactivity. My Gran's 80th birthday bash. This yawning gap demands a Sally to fill it.
Damn, bizarre mental image of a Victorian Leather Dildo: 'The Sally'.
Are you familliar with Ross's new favourite term for masturbation? 'A British Orgy'. Just remembered it and thought you should be updated. 'Lmao'.
You've been to my house! You KNOW I don't have a garage! However, my garden shed is always open. (Actually, maybe I shouldn't go around announcing things like that. The shed is where we keep the bikes. *looks around suspiciously* There are thieves everywhere.)
I'm thinking of coming home sometime in the first or second week of July. My people will call your people.
Because if your bike was stolen it would be such a loss to you...
Anyway I will hopefully be holding an 'end of Britain' type party night out dealio in the grim provinces, probably in the first week of August or so, and you're all invited.
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I'm so jealous of your language progression in comparison to mine. But also kind of relieved to hear that your academic success (i.e. lack of) seems to be mirroring mine. Hmm. If I have to repeat a semester, join me? *angelic smile*.
As for visits, just tell me when you're coming home and I will book many many many visits. God, I may just haul ass to yours and sleep in your garage for a fortnight.My July so far comprises of: My birthday. Enormous pause of inactivity. My Gran's 80th birthday bash. This yawning gap demands a Sally to fill it.
Damn, bizarre mental image of a Victorian Leather Dildo: 'The Sally'.
Are you familliar with Ross's new favourite term for masturbation? 'A British Orgy'. Just remembered it and thought you should be updated. 'Lmao'.
Miss youuuuuuuuuu xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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I'm thinking of coming home sometime in the first or second week of July. My people will call your people.
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Anyway I will hopefully be holding an 'end of Britain' type party night out dealio in the grim provinces, probably in the first week of August or so, and you're all invited.
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