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✓ I miss somebody right now. (EVERYONE.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (I damn near never do.)
× I own lots of books. (HAHA, I own... House of Leaves.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (BECAUSE I FUCKING ROCK. DUH.)
✓ I love to play video games. (BECAUSE I FUCKING ROCK TWICE. DUH.)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (People who smoke this shit have expensive taste in worthlessness. Go spend your $50 on liquor and get smashed legally.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (They make me smile like this. :) Yeah, I smile in italics.)
✓ I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Everyone knows this story well.)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (I have a tendency of avoiding the question rather than lying.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Every word I say is actually a curse that I've learned to bend to make it sound like I'm mocking actual regular-people words. Kind of like a ventriliquist, except I don't fist anyone's ass.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Aaaand probably all for the lesser good of myself.)
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Sometimes I need to stab things. I never know when until the time comes. Box won't open? Stab. Thread hanging annoyingly off your clothing? Stab. Nasty customer with poor hygiene? Stab.)
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✓ I have broken someone's bones. (My own.)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Nah-nah, I'm not tellin'.)
× I hate the rain. (I FUCKING LOVE IT.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (More often than not.)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (What for?)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Desperately.)
✓ I love sushi. (UUUUUNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.)
× I talk really, really fast. (I tend to stutter and ramble.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Maybe after sandblasting my teeth...)
✓ I have long hair. (Longest hair I know of, aside from my girlfriend's.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (I don't really plan to, either.)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (I HAVE 74. GO MOM AND DAD.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Hell, I should have just been born in Ireland.)
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Nooooooope.)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Fuck phones.)
× I like the way that I look. (I'll probably never be satisfied.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Can't recall having done that, seeing as I hate lying, much less to a good friend.)
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (It's a terrible affliction.)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (I generally hide them, but they're definately there.)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (I'd be making a hell of a lot more money.)
✓ I slept with a roommate. (I sleep with Jeffy. Sexually? Oh, you better believe it.)
✓ I have a hidden talent. (It's so hidden, not even I know it.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Depends entirely on my mood. Sugar never changes how I act.)
✓ I have a lot of friends. (Thanks to Chester, the number is growing and I highly appreciate every last one, especially the ones to who stick close.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Oh, lots more than just pecked. *Winks at Mark*)
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (FUCK. PHONES.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (I hardly wear my PJ's.)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (Because I can't afford anything! :D)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (I like checking my friends page, but I don't update often.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (I loves my Mom. She's usually ashamed to be seen with a boy who has hair longer than his sister's.)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Much to my misfortune.)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Passed out while drunk, yes. Blacked out because drunk? No.)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (A few, yes.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (WOOO.)
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I have vague pipe dreams, but as far as tangability goes, it's hard to tell.)
× I want to have children in the future. (Ehh, it's a thought, but I can't be sure, yet.)
× I have changed a diaper before. (Nosir.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before. (No, but that seems kinda badass, now. >:))
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (I'm also holding the heart of a Spanish Naval Officer in between my toes while I down a bottle of whiskey inside the remains of a recently exploded whale in the middle of a city street. It's a good life.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Like... How much more of this beer is it going to take me to get drunk?)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (But only when sober. Otherwise, I don't shut up.)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (I usually don't actually need an away message. I just put them up to hide.)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (I have about 15.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (... Irish.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Not that I recall.)
× I own the "South Park" movie. (Pfft, why?)
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Always happens.)
× I enjoy some country music. (NO. JUST. NO.)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (A select few.)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Obessive, but also lazy, so before it gets to perfection, I've given up and started to resume my video games.)
✓ I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Because my ass is a hot ticket straight to the top. Ahaha, ha. Nnhg..)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (If you dont', you're probably gay. It's a simple equation.)
✓ I have dated a close friend's ex. (.. Kind of, I guess?)
× I am happy at this moment. (I'm all kinds of not.)
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (I can't help it. :|)
× Democrat. (No.)
× Republican. (Even more no.)
✓ I don't even know what I am. (I'll check that because I halfly don't even know what this question is asking.)
✓ I am punk rockish. (Except completely not at the same time.)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Older guys, younger girls. Weeeird.)
× I study for tests most of the time. (Just Art History.)
✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (I tie them in little cute nooses because I'm goth. They even have little skulls :D)
× I can work on a car. (On, in, around, I can work anywhere. I just choose not to.)
× I love my job(s). (AHAHAHAHA, I want to start being allowed to slap customers' children and just outright stabbing the parents in the face with an entire cash register.)
× I am comfortable with who I am right now. (No, but I'm getting there.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced. (I have my eyes pierced.)
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (But that's only when I'm in school. I go to class lookin' like a hippie.)
× I have jumped off a bridge. (No, but I aspire to.)
✓ I love sea turtles. (THEY'RE NEAT.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Yeah, except no.)
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (I HAVE NO GOALS, DREAMS OR ASPIRATIONS WHATSOEVER... Other than jumping off a bridge.)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Not proficient, but I'm trying to be.)
✓ I hate office jobs. (Oh, god.)
✓ I went to college out of state. (And it was good.)
× I am adopted. (Nosir.)
✓ I am a pyro. (Oh, ho oh oh oh hohh ho. Yeeeaaah.)
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (Shh.)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (It's a warm, fuzzy feeling.)
× I fall for the worst people. (Only sometimes.)
× I adore bright colours. (Generally no.)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (Some covers are butcher-jobs, some rock hard. SRC's Lovesong, for example. I looooove.)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Applebee's is the cornerstone of sanity and boneless buffalo wings in Chester, NH.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (Because I'm totally gnarly.)
× I can't whistle. (I can whistle three different ways.)
× I have ridden/owned a horse. (No. I'm not Brokeback enough :()
× I still have every journal I've ever written in. (No?)
✓ I talk in my sleep. (About super awesome things. Ask Jeffy and Emma.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Nah, this century is neat, for the most part. Though, I should have been born earlier so that I was 18 around 1941 so that I could visit Europe toting a 1903 Sniper rifle. Oh, deary.)
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Never works.)
× I wear a toe ring. (Uh, fag.)
× I have a tattoo. (SOOOOOOOOOOOOON.)
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Damn near all of them, actually.)
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (Despite it having no effect on me. I just like whatever it's packaged in.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (:D I just cut one down with an axe not too long ago.)
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Ehehehe.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (I'm a subconscious pac-rat. I collect everything, but I never actually intend to. That's why my room's always so messy.)
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (I enjoy sharing a bottle with Seana, then going to a pub just after and getting blown-in-half-shitfaced.)
✓ I'm an artist. (A very poor artist.)
✓ I am ambidextrous. (Sometimes.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (Dude, if that were true, they'd get punched in the face. Hard, and a lot.)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (Oh, dear. No, period.)
× I have terrible teeth. (I only hate the upper front two.)
× I hate my toes. (I'm... alright with them?)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (LOL BCUZ I M SW33T)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (I kind of steer clear of interweb friends, nowadays. I like personal relationships, more.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible. (I wish, dude. :()
× I love hugs more than kisses. (Kisses are way hardercorer.)
✓ I want to own my own business. (That'd be nice.)
✓ I smoke. (Cloves! AND IT'S ALL LAURA/MARK/SCOTT/ALEX'S FAULT. :(((((((((((((((()
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (TRUE.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (:D)
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Tears, not so much, but stirring memories, yessir.)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (I can fix a jam, lock and load, sight in, and field strip nearly any modern or WWII era rifle, submachine gun, and handgun, but I'd never actually fired one.)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (What? I like the way men look in skirts and corsettes... Not the other way around.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (I have a massive complex with this kind of thing.)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (I'm an artist.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before. (I've never played strip poker, with or without company.)
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Ehh.)
✓ I can't stand being alone. (I hate it.)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (And it's usually some form of art, visual or musical.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (I'm... Not retarded.)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Oooh, art supplies.)
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (But I don't let people know it. :D)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (There's quite a few people in school who need to be punched because of this.)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (IRELAND IS IN EUROPE, SO YES :D)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (I still like him.)
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (No, I just have to compare.)
× I am a Libertarian. (FUCK POLITICS IN ANY FORM.)
× I can speak more than one language. (No, but I can swear in more than one.)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (And I have, many, many times.)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (True, though I do neither for the most part.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (Not necessarily true. It's all dependant.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (More like 48 hours working on it, then another three for the actually crit. It was a fucking gay couple of days because the cheap-shit teacher only gave me a C on it.)
× I have no piercings. (SO FAR!)
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (No.)
✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (In the wise words of the pin Nick bought me: "I <3 my penis.")
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (Never had that problem, sorry.)
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Nosir.)
× I like most animals better than most people. (Cats.)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Oh, god. I fucking want them.)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (It makes me ambitious, but I'm lazy.)
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Fishy derbies are sweeeeeet.)
✓ I am compulsively honest. (:|)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (Nah?)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (And I probably won't.)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (Uh, no again.)
✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (Actually, I don't really have motivation at all.)
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (It's happened.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (Hahaha, yeah, so sleeping at school is hard because Jeffy likes quiet.)
× I dislike milk. (I like it :D)
× I obsessively wash my hands. (Hahahahaha, no.)
× I always carry something significant around with me. (Generally speaking, I do.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (Nosir, I like mine lots.)
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (I haven't pushed myself to, but I have nonetheless.)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (:0 I don't.)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (Um, no. I'm lazy.)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (I've done that quite a few times.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (I AM TOTALLY GOTH)
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (Hahahaha, in my totally superfast Ford Escort.)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (I do, just a lot aren't that great.)
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (That's why I'm going to be one.)
✓ I don't like to chew gum. (Bah.)
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (WWII!)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (I have a nack for finding cars, actually.)
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Still kinda do, but I'm not a teen :()
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (Definately.)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (People tried to get me to, last semester.)
✓ I love to sing. (When no one's around.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (Well, I halfly do.)
✓ I have a custom-built computer. (Somewhat. It's alright, but it also frustrates me like hell.)
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (JOHNNY DEPP'S.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (Peanut and Siege? They're fucking retarded. No.)
× I've gone skinny-dipping. (Nosir.)
× I've performed in three plays. (None :D)
× I enjoy burritos. (Ugh, no.)
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.)
× I have a thing for redheads. (After my brother and sister, nope.)
× I am a twin! (My father is.)
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Haha, unless it's Suduko, probably not. Generic fun is pretty fun.)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (HAHAHAHA, I don't think that's ever happened. Ever. EVER.)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Oh, fuck yes.)
✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (Whenever I can.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (Another of my complexes.)
✓ I need more time to myself. (DEFINATELY.)
× I wish I was more open-minded. (I'm pretty damned open-minded already.)
✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (If I had stark white hair, that'd rock.)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (A LOT. Sue me.)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (Uh, no.)
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (Not to freak people out so much as because it's something to waste time.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (I don't watch/read that.)
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (When drunk, which has never happened. So I'm obviously cooler than you.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (I like loud music :|)
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (Sometimes it does that, sometimes it does the opposite.)
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (Frisbee and drinking? Yes.)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Dear god, yes.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (Most are my real friends.)
× I can only hate someone that I love. (What?)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (Never ordered a thing from a Starbucks, before.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (EVERYONE.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (I damn near never do.)
× I own lots of books. (HAHA, I own... House of Leaves.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (BECAUSE I FUCKING ROCK. DUH.)
✓ I love to play video games. (BECAUSE I FUCKING ROCK TWICE. DUH.)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (People who smoke this shit have expensive taste in worthlessness. Go spend your $50 on liquor and get smashed legally.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (They make me smile like this. :) Yeah, I smile in italics.)
✓ I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Everyone knows this story well.)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (I have a tendency of avoiding the question rather than lying.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Every word I say is actually a curse that I've learned to bend to make it sound like I'm mocking actual regular-people words. Kind of like a ventriliquist, except I don't fist anyone's ass.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Aaaand probably all for the lesser good of myself.)
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Sometimes I need to stab things. I never know when until the time comes. Box won't open? Stab. Thread hanging annoyingly off your clothing? Stab. Nasty customer with poor hygiene? Stab.)
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✓ I have broken someone's bones. (My own.)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Nah-nah, I'm not tellin'.)
× I hate the rain. (I FUCKING LOVE IT.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (More often than not.)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (What for?)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Desperately.)
✓ I love sushi. (UUUUUNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.)
× I talk really, really fast. (I tend to stutter and ramble.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Maybe after sandblasting my teeth...)
✓ I have long hair. (Longest hair I know of, aside from my girlfriend's.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (I don't really plan to, either.)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (I HAVE 74. GO MOM AND DAD.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Hell, I should have just been born in Ireland.)
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Nooooooope.)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Fuck phones.)
× I like the way that I look. (I'll probably never be satisfied.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Can't recall having done that, seeing as I hate lying, much less to a good friend.)
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (It's a terrible affliction.)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (I generally hide them, but they're definately there.)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (I'd be making a hell of a lot more money.)
✓ I slept with a roommate. (I sleep with Jeffy. Sexually? Oh, you better believe it.)
✓ I have a hidden talent. (It's so hidden, not even I know it.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Depends entirely on my mood. Sugar never changes how I act.)
✓ I have a lot of friends. (Thanks to Chester, the number is growing and I highly appreciate every last one, especially the ones to who stick close.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Oh, lots more than just pecked. *Winks at Mark*)
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (FUCK. PHONES.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (I hardly wear my PJ's.)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (Because I can't afford anything! :D)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (I like checking my friends page, but I don't update often.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (I loves my Mom. She's usually ashamed to be seen with a boy who has hair longer than his sister's.)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Much to my misfortune.)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Passed out while drunk, yes. Blacked out because drunk? No.)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (A few, yes.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (WOOO.)
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I have vague pipe dreams, but as far as tangability goes, it's hard to tell.)
× I want to have children in the future. (Ehh, it's a thought, but I can't be sure, yet.)
× I have changed a diaper before. (Nosir.)
× I've called the cops on a friend before. (No, but that seems kinda badass, now. >:))
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (I'm also holding the heart of a Spanish Naval Officer in between my toes while I down a bottle of whiskey inside the remains of a recently exploded whale in the middle of a city street. It's a good life.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Like... How much more of this beer is it going to take me to get drunk?)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (But only when sober. Otherwise, I don't shut up.)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (I usually don't actually need an away message. I just put them up to hide.)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (I have about 15.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (... Irish.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Not that I recall.)
× I own the "South Park" movie. (Pfft, why?)
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Always happens.)
× I enjoy some country music. (NO. JUST. NO.)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (A select few.)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Obessive, but also lazy, so before it gets to perfection, I've given up and started to resume my video games.)
✓ I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Because my ass is a hot ticket straight to the top. Ahaha, ha. Nnhg..)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (If you dont', you're probably gay. It's a simple equation.)
✓ I have dated a close friend's ex. (.. Kind of, I guess?)
× I am happy at this moment. (I'm all kinds of not.)
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (I can't help it. :|)
× Democrat. (No.)
× Republican. (Even more no.)
✓ I don't even know what I am. (I'll check that because I halfly don't even know what this question is asking.)
✓ I am punk rockish. (Except completely not at the same time.)
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Older guys, younger girls. Weeeird.)
× I study for tests most of the time. (Just Art History.)
✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (I tie them in little cute nooses because I'm goth. They even have little skulls :D)
× I can work on a car. (On, in, around, I can work anywhere. I just choose not to.)
× I love my job(s). (AHAHAHAHA, I want to start being allowed to slap customers' children and just outright stabbing the parents in the face with an entire cash register.)
× I am comfortable with who I am right now. (No, but I'm getting there.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced. (I have my eyes pierced.)
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (But that's only when I'm in school. I go to class lookin' like a hippie.)
× I have jumped off a bridge. (No, but I aspire to.)
✓ I love sea turtles. (THEY'RE NEAT.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Yeah, except no.)
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (I HAVE NO GOALS, DREAMS OR ASPIRATIONS WHATSOEVER... Other than jumping off a bridge.)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Not proficient, but I'm trying to be.)
✓ I hate office jobs. (Oh, god.)
✓ I went to college out of state. (And it was good.)
× I am adopted. (Nosir.)
✓ I am a pyro. (Oh, ho oh oh oh hohh ho. Yeeeaaah.)
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (Shh.)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (It's a warm, fuzzy feeling.)
× I fall for the worst people. (Only sometimes.)
× I adore bright colours. (Generally no.)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (Some covers are butcher-jobs, some rock hard. SRC's Lovesong, for example. I looooove.)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Applebee's is the cornerstone of sanity and boneless buffalo wings in Chester, NH.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (Because I'm totally gnarly.)
× I can't whistle. (I can whistle three different ways.)
× I have ridden/owned a horse. (No. I'm not Brokeback enough :()
× I still have every journal I've ever written in. (No?)
✓ I talk in my sleep. (About super awesome things. Ask Jeffy and Emma.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Nah, this century is neat, for the most part. Though, I should have been born earlier so that I was 18 around 1941 so that I could visit Europe toting a 1903 Sniper rifle. Oh, deary.)
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Never works.)
× I wear a toe ring. (Uh, fag.)
× I have a tattoo. (SOOOOOOOOOOOOON.)
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Damn near all of them, actually.)
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (Despite it having no effect on me. I just like whatever it's packaged in.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (:D I just cut one down with an axe not too long ago.)
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Ehehehe.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (I'm a subconscious pac-rat. I collect everything, but I never actually intend to. That's why my room's always so messy.)
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (I enjoy sharing a bottle with Seana, then going to a pub just after and getting blown-in-half-shitfaced.)
✓ I'm an artist. (A very poor artist.)
✓ I am ambidextrous. (Sometimes.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (Dude, if that were true, they'd get punched in the face. Hard, and a lot.)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (Oh, dear. No, period.)
× I have terrible teeth. (I only hate the upper front two.)
× I hate my toes. (I'm... alright with them?)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (LOL BCUZ I M SW33T)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (I kind of steer clear of interweb friends, nowadays. I like personal relationships, more.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible. (I wish, dude. :()
× I love hugs more than kisses. (Kisses are way hardercorer.)
✓ I want to own my own business. (That'd be nice.)
✓ I smoke. (Cloves! AND IT'S ALL LAURA/MARK/SCOTT/ALEX'S FAULT. :(((((((((((((((()
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (TRUE.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (:D)
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Tears, not so much, but stirring memories, yessir.)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (I can fix a jam, lock and load, sight in, and field strip nearly any modern or WWII era rifle, submachine gun, and handgun, but I'd never actually fired one.)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (What? I like the way men look in skirts and corsettes... Not the other way around.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (I have a massive complex with this kind of thing.)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (I'm an artist.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before. (I've never played strip poker, with or without company.)
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Ehh.)
✓ I can't stand being alone. (I hate it.)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (And it's usually some form of art, visual or musical.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (I'm... Not retarded.)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Oooh, art supplies.)
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (But I don't let people know it. :D)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (There's quite a few people in school who need to be punched because of this.)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (IRELAND IS IN EUROPE, SO YES :D)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (I still like him.)
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (No, I just have to compare.)
× I am a Libertarian. (FUCK POLITICS IN ANY FORM.)
× I can speak more than one language. (No, but I can swear in more than one.)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (And I have, many, many times.)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (True, though I do neither for the most part.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (Not necessarily true. It's all dependant.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (More like 48 hours working on it, then another three for the actually crit. It was a fucking gay couple of days because the cheap-shit teacher only gave me a C on it.)
× I have no piercings. (SO FAR!)
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (No.)
✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (In the wise words of the pin Nick bought me: "I <3 my penis.")
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (Never had that problem, sorry.)
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Nosir.)
× I like most animals better than most people. (Cats.)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Oh, god. I fucking want them.)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (It makes me ambitious, but I'm lazy.)
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Fishy derbies are sweeeeeet.)
✓ I am compulsively honest. (:|)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (Nah?)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (And I probably won't.)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (Uh, no again.)
✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (Actually, I don't really have motivation at all.)
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (It's happened.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (Hahaha, yeah, so sleeping at school is hard because Jeffy likes quiet.)
× I dislike milk. (I like it :D)
× I obsessively wash my hands. (Hahahahaha, no.)
× I always carry something significant around with me. (Generally speaking, I do.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (Nosir, I like mine lots.)
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (I haven't pushed myself to, but I have nonetheless.)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (:0 I don't.)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (Um, no. I'm lazy.)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (I've done that quite a few times.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (I AM TOTALLY GOTH)
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (Hahahaha, in my totally superfast Ford Escort.)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (I do, just a lot aren't that great.)
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (That's why I'm going to be one.)
✓ I don't like to chew gum. (Bah.)
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (WWII!)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (I have a nack for finding cars, actually.)
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Still kinda do, but I'm not a teen :()
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (Definately.)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (People tried to get me to, last semester.)
✓ I love to sing. (When no one's around.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (Well, I halfly do.)
✓ I have a custom-built computer. (Somewhat. It's alright, but it also frustrates me like hell.)
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (JOHNNY DEPP'S.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (Peanut and Siege? They're fucking retarded. No.)
× I've gone skinny-dipping. (Nosir.)
× I've performed in three plays. (None :D)
× I enjoy burritos. (Ugh, no.)
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.)
× I have a thing for redheads. (After my brother and sister, nope.)
× I am a twin! (My father is.)
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Haha, unless it's Suduko, probably not. Generic fun is pretty fun.)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (HAHAHAHA, I don't think that's ever happened. Ever. EVER.)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Oh, fuck yes.)
✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (Whenever I can.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (Another of my complexes.)
✓ I need more time to myself. (DEFINATELY.)
× I wish I was more open-minded. (I'm pretty damned open-minded already.)
✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (If I had stark white hair, that'd rock.)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (A LOT. Sue me.)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (Uh, no.)
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (Not to freak people out so much as because it's something to waste time.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (I don't watch/read that.)
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (When drunk, which has never happened. So I'm obviously cooler than you.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (I like loud music :|)
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (Sometimes it does that, sometimes it does the opposite.)
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (Frisbee and drinking? Yes.)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Dear god, yes.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (Most are my real friends.)
× I can only hate someone that I love. (What?)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (Never ordered a thing from a Starbucks, before.)