why am i so alert

[_shes_lost]

is it possible all my dreams came true in one night?
kelly and lex bought me a date for the evening for the
total cost of five dollars and twenty-five cents.
his name is matt, and he is in the air force.
we got our money back. i suck, didnt give him my number.
next week, hopefully.

Comments

[vilepanda]

My eyeball says "FUCK YOU KELLY"!
I had a good time last night.
I will buy more men for you.
HAR HAR.