Yeah, I just wanted to bring you these baked goods

[_shiptoshore]

Strange breathing noises, unexplained breezes blowing past my face, and flashes of light.. coming from my closet. What could it be?

1. a mouse
2. a giant homeless man with a plate of cupcakes (true story!)
3. A GHOST.

Comments

[hommedeterre]

since i never contribute anything, i'll just mix 'em all up

5. A giant homeless man-mouse ghost with a plate of cupcakes

[recycldskirmish]

You'll be sorry you ever brought that up when the giant homeless man-mouse ghost actually shows up at our door.