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Today two people at Urban commented on my pregnancy. Guess which one was more appreciated:

"Girl, what happened to you? You look like you exploded! You just BLEW UP."

"You seem like you're getting a little taller. "

I just had a guy ring my doorbell, hand me a roll of wrapping paper and a door-hanger, and tell me all about this carpet cleaning business. Before I could even give him my "we have hardwoods" excuse, he motioned behind me and said that they clean hardwoods too. Then he asked if he could come in and take a look at my "high traffic areas ( Read more... )

At 6:30 this morning my cell phone rings, showing a 205 number on the caller ID. I didn't recognize the number, so I answered the phone thinking I was going to chew whoever it was for calling so early. (Since I work from home I have learned to relish screwing with the sales people who call all day long ( Read more... )

I'd like to let you know that there is a used tattoo machine, with all the ink and everything, for sale on the Florence craigslist. Emily Rhodes, I'm looking at you. I bet it would really step up the face-painting station at next year's fall festival.

One of my old youth (who's now about 14) just put as her FB status: Emily is thankful that God is under control. That cracked me up. Even more funny is that I'm pretty sure it's code for "I just KNOW God has not lost his mind and let that Democrat win." Kids - so passionate, and yet so unable to vote.

My mom works at a Child Development Center at one of the hospitals in Dothan. She's the assistant director, and has been there for 17 years. One of the reasons she's perfect for the job is that she doesn't take herself too seriously. Today being Halloween, she had to wear a costume to work. Last year she found a pig mask in a thrift store, and wore ( Read more... )

This may be the one time I would choose something else over fair food, but alas, I will be in Dothan tomorrow night.

So if any of yall are interested, here's a BOGO entree coupon for McCormick & Schmick's. Mmmmm...steak and seafood. Leave a comment

There's this show that comes on some obscure dish channel called "Tiny Tots for Jesus." Something about that creeps me out, but I can't put my finger on why.

I've seen this linked several times in the last week or so, but just watched it. It's pretty freakin hilarious.

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