dude last year i got arrested for stealing mac n cheese at fred meyer. except you get to go to youth court and everything just disappears and mine is misdemeaner theft that will be on my record until im 97.
oh, and i wasnt even the one who stole it, either. it was so fucked up.
what's this youth court thing? cuz this bitch was talking to me about it, and told me i should talk to my parole officer, and i didn't know you could get a parole officer for stealing mac n cheese. and that blows, why didn't you just be all, "the other bitch did it!" and walk away all happy and not arrested?
because corporte rent-a-cops will try to fuck you in any way they can. you're under 18, you should go to youth court, the charges should be dropped. study up on your rights NOW, before you go to court, and demand to see your affadavit before you plead anywhichway.
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. . I must give it to you.
Fuck Carrs.
I've been kicked out of that shit-fest, too.
Did the security make subtle flirts?!
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Nick's place is fun to the triple max.
God, no one is in my loop - except Nick.
Oh, dirty.
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funny.
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Mac n Cheese Bandit.
<3
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Just for thinking of it before me!
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oh, and i wasnt even the one who stole it, either. it was so fucked up.
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there was nowhere else to psot it.
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