Hahaha, wonderful. It does save on food-stained clothes and flying drops of bacon fat against the skin can be quite invigorating. And good for the complexion.
I'll be the next Martha Stewart--unless Martha herself decides to go topless.
Thanks for that; I was just about to eat but will instead be scrubbing my frontal lobe with Clorox and a piece of steel wool. *wails* I can't get it out of my head...
Bacon fat is the main reason I look so young and vibrant at my age.
Sorry about mentioning Martha like that. Thing is, I kind of have a little crush on her. I could picture her as a great dominatrix. She'd make damn sure I folded my napkins correctly.
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Everytime I see that icon, I wish you'd move your hands just a bit.
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I'll wear whatever you like, pretty one.
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Hahaha, wonderful. It does save on food-stained clothes and flying drops of bacon fat against the skin can be quite invigorating. And good for the complexion.
I'll be the next Martha Stewart--unless Martha herself decides to go topless.
Thanks for that; I was just about to eat but will instead be scrubbing my frontal lobe with Clorox and a piece of steel wool. *wails* I can't get it out of my head...
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Sorry about mentioning Martha like that. Thing is, I kind of have a little crush on her. I could picture her as a great dominatrix. She'd make damn sure I folded my napkins correctly.
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