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[_skold]

I smoked too much last night. I can't tell you what constitutes too much in my book, because I tend to smoke the average daily number of cigarettes made by Philip Morris in a week. I just know that my chest is rattling a little more than usual. It sounds like the wind blowing through the windows on a haunted house soundtrack

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[ex_asia_arge685]

It usually helps if you think of your lungs as children. (Don't ask me where I'm going with this.) The more you smoke, the smaller they get. I usually tend to smoke anywhere from five to eight cigarettes a day.

You can't beat your children in public anymore, though. Damnit.

[_skold]

Ah, five to eight a day is considered exceedingly healthy, according to the Book of Skold.

You just reminded me of a Denis Leary routine. "Hey, my father beat the shit out of me! And looking back, I'm glad he did, and I'm looking forward to beating the shit out of my kids!

I guess that sums up my whole smoking habit right there.

[g_gershon]

I may even enjoy some of it.

Well. Let's hope. If not...you know where to find me. *smirk*

[_skold]

I've got your number on speed dial, mama.

[marilyn__manson]

I'm juddering in my boots, blondie.

Back to work. We've finally aired out the studio.

[_skold]

Yeah, you'd better be scared because...because...Yeah!

My tummy's feeling better. I'm drinking Pepto Coladas.

[john_5_lowery]

Uh huh. Mommy is getting grumpy.
You have no clue. No clue.

[_skold]

Not grumpy, just sober.

Note to self: Pack extra duct tape.