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[_skold]

I'm not working today. You can't make me. I'm staying in my jammies and watching cartoons. If you need to get a hold of me, tough. Or come here, because the world is big and scary and I don't want to be a part of it today.

Thank you very much.

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[marilyn__manson]

Well, ok. We're all a little overworked. But at least come over and watch cartoons here. Your apartment is scary. But don't make me teleconference your ass.

[_skold]

We can do it by walkie talkies. I have one in my fort made of sofa cushions.

Oh, all right. Coming over.

[marilyn__manson]

*has walkie talkies*

[_skold]

Woohoo! We need handles. I'll be Skoldilocks if you be Papa Bear...Er, on second thought, let's not mention bears.

[ex_asia_arge685]

I'm trying to picture you in red cottton pajamas- the ones with the little footies.

Hahahahaha.

[_skold]

Actually, they're white with kitties in Santa hats. The footies part was exactly right.

[g_gershon]

That was fucking exactly what I was picturing.

[ginger__fish]

Thank you! Fuck, if I have to beat out one more fucking drum hit in the next 12 hours I'm going to shoot myself in the face.

[_skold]

Right! Today, we're officially on strike.

Shorter hours! More beer! Shorter hours! More beer!

[ginger__fish]

I like the idea of going over and refusing to play music. Skittles and Trivial Pursuit and those Bugs Bunny reels he has hidden in the safe or nothing.

[marilyn__manson]

If you know those reels are there, then you know I have the fill-in-the-blank termination letters, too, right? My favorite mad libs.