Let the bread rise, oh my brothers, and oh, we shall carve it into graceful slices and toast the fuckers. Lo, and there will be rich cremory butter for spreading. AMEN!
Say to them that are of a fearful heart, be strong, fear not, behold, your God will come with toast, even God with a recompense; he will come and feed you.
Then the eyes of the blind shall be opened, and the ears of the deaf shall be unstopped, and lo there will be buttery crumbs to last until judgement day.
I have shown you in every way by laboring like this, that you must support the weak and those without toasters and indeed bread. And remembering the words of the Lord Jesus, that He said, 'It is more blessed to give toast than to receive toast, but more fun to share.
Hail toast, full of wheat, the butter is with you. Blessed art thou amongst breakfast items, and blessed are the crumbs that collect in that little catcher pan.
Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, watches the toast so that it does not become too dark, for he is truly his toast's keeper and the finder of lost bagels. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to burn and destroy my toast. And you will know my name is the Toastmaster when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Mother Mary is herejohn_5_loweryFebruary 10 2003, 08:41:03 UTC
Ave, Toast! Thou happy bread, butter is with thee, Blessed, blessed art thou Above all breads, Since in bakery, Came to thee the angel of the flour. Honour'd and blessed, Honour'd and blessed toast, Mother of French toast, Instant Redeemer, Born to save us from Our hunger and all our heavy famines. Amen.
As a sidenote: Someone adopt me, my family has gone wacko.
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Give us this day, our daily toast, and deliver us from butter substitutes.
John Lennon said it best. Give yeast a chance.
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Say to them that are of a fearful heart, be strong, fear not, behold, your God will come with toast, even God with a recompense; he will come and feed you.
Then the eyes of the blind shall be opened, and the ears of the deaf shall be unstopped, and lo there will be buttery crumbs to last until judgement day.
God is in the toaster, brothers.
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Have you accepted toast in your life?
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Amen!
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All you need is toast.
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Thou happy bread,
butter is with thee,
Blessed, blessed art thou
Above all breads,
Since in bakery,
Came to thee the angel of the flour.
Honour'd and blessed,
Honour'd and blessed toast,
Mother of French toast,
Instant Redeemer,
Born to save us from
Our hunger and all our heavy famines.
Amen.
As a sidenote: Someone adopt me, my family has gone wacko.
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All I can offer is low fat margarine.
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Good thing I had a craving for toast and not waffles this morning.
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