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[_skold]

You know what's closest to my heart?

My lungs.

That's why I won't quit smoking. The tar is the only thing holding those muscles together.

Comments

[ex_asia_arge685]

Ain't it the truth.

[_skold]

That's what I preach, mama.

[marilyn__manson]

Hear hear. Your pirate name is Blacklung for a good reason.

[_skold]

Arr, matey! It's much catchier than my elf name--Phlegmy.

[g_gershon]

Well stated.

[goddesschild]

Gah. You poor dear. How about getting a new set of lungs?
Muah