I could never join a western religion, I like blasphemy wayyyyyy too much

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Meet Lord Russell Brain, the First Baron of Brain.

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Why am I Irish?
Sunburned so very badly
Green potato chip

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Me and Randy live by three rules.
One, they not ready.
Two? Mothafuckas need to know.
Three? Get yo shit.

Go out in the street an' shout "war economy." Shout "military-industrial complex." Then find me someone who won't say:

"Yeah... So?"

I had a dream last night, all I can remember is what I have written down in my phone: "fake chinatown bus blowing up, hoax busline." I think I was in some sort of evil compound run by like a bond villain or something? Hank Scorpio style, like in the Simpsons.

oops, starting to get light out...

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Holy Fucking Shit. CBS.com put both seasons of Twin Peaks online. I have no idea how long ago this happened, but it is the best thing to happen to all of us since 1991 when the show went off the air.

For the love of god, do yourself a favor and watch one of the best tv shows ever.

Also, music made fun and easy