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I hope you did,
because there will only be a couple more...

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This is one of the reasons I voted for this guy, and a reason I suspect a lot of you did too. There are two kinds of people in the world: people who pretend these kinds of dichotomies exist, and people who don't. But there are another two kinds of people in the world: people who will, when facing an obstacle, scrap and struggle upwards until they ( Read more... )

http://www.artofsmoking.com/jcamel1.html

I love Joe Camel. Joe Camel was one of the best advertisements. Joe Camel was soooo cool.

"[I]t is one thing to disbelieve in God; it is quite another to never feel a twinge of doubt about one's own disbelief. And just as the Christian who has never entertained doubts about his faith probably hasn't thought hard enough about the matter, the atheist who perceives the Christian God and the flying spaghetti monster as equally ridiculous ( Read more... )

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatopygia

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From the movie Network, which everyone needs to see right now

EDIT: I found a place you can watch it right now for free, if you'd like

Al-Zeidi had been due to face a trial in December on a charge of assaulting a foreign leader, which his defense team said carried a maximum sentence of 15 years. But an appellate court is considering a motion to reduce the charges to simply insulting Bush.

It's like it's a different crime in Iraq

you look too skinny
you should eat more food
this is what you should eat:

1. pizza
2. ice cream
3. Butter popcorn
4. cupcakes
5. Hamburgers
6. french fries
7. Hot dogs
8. hot chocolate
9. cookies
10. cotton candy

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Jayme

does anyone want to hear the wikipedia article for "mammary intercourse" as read by a guy who sounds about nerdy enough to be reading wikipedia articles aloud and recording it?

if so