Valentine's Day.

[_soldierboy]

Yeah, my office smelled this morning. Flowers. Chocolates. Perfume-scented cards. Dude, whoever sends a guy flowers?! Thought that was the other way round...

So yeah, some of 'em got names, some of 'em don't. And I'm bettin' not all of 'em are from chicks. Dude, as if it's not common knowledge I'm straight!

Well... straight enough. All sans for

Comments

[stylishflair]

Straight. Suuuuuuuure. Buy me a drink at Love Planet and prove it.

[_soldierboy]

I bet I've slept with more chicks than you've ever even talked to.

You're on.

[stylishflair]

175 years of nonstop partying? I think not. Bet I've slept with more chicks than you've ever looked at.

[chocobo_hair]

Hey... did you leave that stuff on my desk...? Um... uh... *random stutterings*