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like um woah: WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON SO LATE?!
Nekrow: You mean.. so early?
Nekrow: Lol
Nekrow: hey howdy hey
like um woah: Um. no. it's only early if it's after 12.
like um woah: hey hey hey. ;]
like um woah: OH MY GOD. I HAVE TO TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED TO US AT THE OLIVE GARDEN TODAY.
Nekrow: what?
Nekrow: o.O
like um woah: when we were finishing eating, my sister & i were talking to my friend Liz about how restaurants spit in your food, & then Liz was all "EW. THAT'S SO GROSS" & we thought it was because of what we had said..
like um woah: but it turns out that this drunk ass lady had pulled her pants down and had no underwears.
like um woah: HAHAHAHA. OH. And then she unzipped her sweatshirt and she had no shirt on.
Nekrow: WTF!?
like um woah: it was naaaassstttyyy.
Nekrow: ...you seriously want to put images in my head huh?
like um woah: MAN. that would've been like a funny kodak moment. dfaj;kfdja
like um woah: FO SURE.
like um woah: BUT. It was a good thing i didn't see her..um..thing.
Nekrow: ARGH!
like um woah: but it was funny cos she was drunk and thought she was sexy, but infact she was..fat. xD
Nekrow: Yeah, you'd be SCARRED for life
Nekrow: lmao
like um woah: HELLS YEAH. Liz was all "I'M TRAUMATIZED"
like um woah: AND THERE WAS NO WAITERS ANY WHERE.
like um woah: That made it funnier, because they didn't know what happened.
like um woah: eewwww. i'm scarred for life just seeing her not wearing a shirt.
Nekrow: did she just zip her pants back up and walk out?
like um woah: NO. She pulled them down, then she pulled them back up, AND THEN SHE PULLED THEM DOWN AGAIN. And then she pulled them on and walked out with her lover. eewww.
Nekrow: . . .
Nekrow: okay.. the world isn't safe anymore
Nekrow: Fucking blame the world for ruining my virgin eyes
like um woah: it's never been safe dude. oo;
like um woah: MY virgin eyes. :[
Nekrow: hahaha
like um woah: EW. IT WAS LIKE WATCHING GAY PORN.. neverevereverever will i be able to look at women again.
like um woah: ever.
&&I tried this bomb ass drink. tequila with squirt +lemon+salt. it was delicious.
&&check out steph's(oh_grenade) journal, she took pictures oh wet PA. <3<3