Moi, je quitte mon pay bleu

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I have this theory. When you need automotive type things lubricated, you use oil and grease. And the body works much like a machine. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that machines are based on the way the bodies work. So, if you want your body to work well, you just need to eat a lot of oily greasy foods. Get that blood flowing smoother

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[zombrad]

This is an interesting theory. So you're saying I should stop eating healthy foods? Or can I just drown the healthy foods in some olive oil and call it a day? Or maybe call it a healthy food drowned in olive oil, becuase that might be more appropriate.

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What I'm saying is even better. The more greasy, oily, fast foody your food is, the better your heart works.