Comments | _squiggle_: Pete the perch.

_squiggle_

Pete the perch.

Sep 27, 2006 23:55

I had my birthday. It was good. Actually, I had to work which was kind of a downer, but I didn't mind it too much. I wanted my birthday to be recognized by two people. Same thing I wanted last year, really. Last year one of the two did, and this year the other of the two did. Fifty fifty, not too bad I guess ( Read more... )

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baccarati September 28 2006, 07:19:38 UTC

DANCING GIRL ON SAVANNAH ROAD!!!!!

_squiggle_ September 28 2006, 21:40:31 UTC

THANK YOU

Seriously, would she not be the best Halloween costume EVER?

vitabuona September 29 2006, 01:55:58 UTC

Can I give you the bad perm though? Seriously? ifdfgjoieajdf. I keep waiting for her to upgrade to an iPod, but alas, she does not. She has been recently sited outside of her normal zone though. I'm getting anxious.

CROSS MAN. I saw him driving the other day, with the cross propped in the back of his truck, and I said a little prayer that it would fly out and crash into some car's windshield, so the guy could get out and tell them that they needed to find Jesus, since obviously he'd found them. But it didn't happen.

And seriously, when will Mad Dog EVER EVER age? He looks the same. Please, get a wrinkle! Gray hair! A beer belly! SOMETHING!

Local celebrities... letting me down daily.
Like Nicole Richie's weight.

_squiggle_ October 1 2006, 03:14:12 UTC

Oh you're giving me the perm. You're going to love it.

I also want you to know that she moved. Her new place of living, you ask? Well, none other than Leilani Heights. Maybe you've heard of it? She dances in front of a palm tree in her front yard.

CROSS MAN is hilarious. Your little accident scenario...that'd be fun. Let's set that up, or something. Do you think he'd get mad if we tried to steal his cross?

As far as Mad Dog goes... isn't he like 40? Seriously, he's been around forever and so has that vest of his. OY OY OY.

cuddlethecows September 28 2006, 12:56:57 UTC

i got a nikon d50 for my birthday, which nikon did you get?

_squiggle_ September 28 2006, 21:42:31 UTC

Honest to god I don't even know which one I got. It's just a little digital that I can carry around with me, instead of having something big, which my dad suggested.

xcrossedheartsx September 28 2006, 13:12:34 UTC

I was totally gonna be the dancing girl this year, even though no one would get it. I just thought it would be cool to walk around with a walkman in an eminem shirt on halloween.

_squiggle_ September 28 2006, 21:41:08 UTC

Can I just say, she doesnt have batteries in her walkman? SHE DANCES TO NO MUSIC.

Amazing.

xcrossedheartsx September 28 2006, 21:47:01 UTC

Yes, which makes the costume extra affordable, I dont even need batteries. Hahaha.

_squiggle_ September 29 2006, 02:41:39 UTC

HAHAHA.

love you.

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_squiggle_ September 28 2006, 21:41:41 UTC

So basically we're twins. lol.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who does it, though :)

vitabuona September 29 2006, 02:03:18 UTC

Don't forget about the freakishly tan, bleach blonde, Lance Armstrong wannabe. Tell me you've seen him.

_squiggle_ September 29 2006, 02:41:16 UTC

Wait, who?! Where does he hide?
What does he do?

I'm interested.

There's also "One Eye" but I don't think he's popular enough to have a place in the local celebrities. He's this old homeless guy who hangs out at Cumberland Farms. He wears a neon yellow crossing guard vest, and he wears glasses without lenses in them.

But please tell me more about this tan man.

vitabuona September 29 2006, 05:51:44 UTC

Ah, I'm familiar with One Eye! He's... interesting. I'm always so baffled by that man. He has a lookalike also, but not quite so troublesome.

Tan man... he's actually a lifeguard, I discovered, which could possibly take him out of the freak category.
He has like BLEEEEACH blonde hair, not platinum, but that kind of yellowish bleach blonde color that you can only get from some peroxide and too much sun... and he's reeeeeally tan, like the words "SKIN CANCER" can be made out if squinting... and he's always shirtless, usually riding his bike, frequently down Savannah Rd (it's a freaking magnet!) towards HIbiscus House. I've also seen him jogging on the island. Adrenaline junkie?

_squiggle_ October 1 2006, 03:19:05 UTC

I love One Eye because he totally thinks he's normal. I also love the idea that he was hanging around Cumberland so much that they just started to let him work there. If you're not familiar with him though, and you just pop into that place at random you're really in for a shock because honestly the man looks completely fucked.
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Honestly, I can't recall this leather-faced man you're speaking of. I'm going to keep an eye out for him, though, because he seems like someone I'd want to know. Or at least pretend I know.