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I think both my parents are dating. Which is wierd. And strange and awkward and wierd. My dad just moved into a house with his girlfriend, and my mom has been getting cozy with our landscaper. He took her for a ride on his Triumph motorcycle last night and now he's here again.

I had a though that maybe I'm not confused or lost, I'm just undecided

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[lovecraftbaby]

Um...
Do you know that Kevin's dad is a landscaper that lives and works in Decatur and rides a Triumph motorcycle?

Does he have blue eyes and a beard?

Im pretty sure that your mom is dating kevin's dad.
Cause
a.) His dad is single
b.) His dad is a landscaper
c.) His dad rides a triumph motorcycle
d.) His dad lives in Decatur

I would be suprised if it was someone else, cause how many single landscapers who ride triumphs live in Decatur?

If it is someone else, your mom should dump him, and date kevin's dad

cause come on, how cool would that be?

[lovecraftbaby]

By the way, if it is true that your mom is dating kevin's dad, i wouldnt be upset by it. Kevin's dad is actually really cool. He's like a mountain man. Seriously. He keeps an axe next to his bed, thats how cool he is. So at least be glad it isnt some douchebag like Kevin's mom is dating. She's dating this fat ass ex navy seal guy who always makes fun of me and kevin. Hes always like "Hahaha. You crazy and wierd kids. Playing video games all the time! Why do you dress like that? Its wierd!" And he's serious too. He's a douche. Anyway. Kevin's dad is cool.

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Is his name Mike Like?

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And additionally. Woah. Wierd.

And furthermore, if Kevin lives in the East Lake Commons like I think he said he did, that's an "intentional community"/commune.+

[themissanator]

agreed

[lovecraftbaby]

commies.