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[_steev0]

Last night this girl called me sweetie, but the only problem was that she looked like she was only 5 years older than me. I thought about doing the "you look like my next girlfriend" pickup line, but my parents were right there. Then later on in the evening, this other girl called me sir. So now my dad has been calling me sir sweetie. Oh and

Comments

[witensundreview]

kids aren't attracted to my big head. it isn't even THAT big anymore.

[senor_mandarin]

That's a damnable lie.

[i_hearttomjones]

kids are attracted to pale people. it reminds them of snow which then reminds them of santa claus which = presents which = fun happiness and a bit of disappointment here and there. so pale = happiness, fun, and a bit of disappointment. keep up the good work steven! who knows, maybe one of those girls will turn out rich and then you'd have a sugar mama!

[super_anna]

HAHAH i'm adding you. You're freakin awesome