I got an A in Latin and in Bio, and even though I don't have my other grades I am guessing they are either As or "It's okay, at least you tried"s

Oh and I cry all the time now, it is embarrassing and I am thinking about becoming someone who lies on the couch all day and watches soaps and weeps; I am pretty close already

dear livejournal,

I am DRUNKKKK

this happens if you get together with church ladies and drink a lot of white white wiii-iii-iiiine

also I won a pie plate so now I can bake THE SHIT out of some pies

also I guess I can never show my face again at church

yeaaaaaaahhh

heartburn heartburn heartburn

in other news, HEARTBURN

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