cock wank shit fuck arse cunt balls. Believe it or not, this expresses how I feel perfectly.

Owen has flu so yesterday we had to call the NHS Swine Flu line ( Read more... )

My Trekkie friend broke his car.
My boyfriend has flu.
I finished Wheel of Time.
I don't have room to plug the computer in.
There is sod all on TV.
It's only 4.
We STILL havn't filled that bloody room.
I think my brain is dissolving.

Ok. It's late. I'm hungry. I know that eating late night is bad. I wan't to eat something but all there is is bread, chees and potatoe currey (home made, just btw). No ( Read more... )

Why must The Fiery Furnaces be part of my life? I can take the chatter about inane, derivative and above all BORING 90s britpop, I am mostly happy with the Scottish indie. Yes, but I CANNOT STAND THESE GUYS. I don't exactly know why. They are just deving ( Read more... )

Has anyone seen the film Strange Skin? It is about a kid who gets abused, blanks it out and starts to believe he was abducted by aliens. It also deals with teenage gay prostitution, aids and there is a pretty violent rape. Sounds potentially quite moving, yes? Well I can't exactly pinpoint why but it is not. It may just be that it is so graphic. It ( Read more... )

Oh, dear! I started to post and half way through I relised that I was infact writing a critical essay... comparing Morrissey, Stephen Merritt and Douglas Adams. Even I know that no one wants to read that shit ( Read more... )

Siho apparently if you volunteer in Cancer Research shops for enough hours a week you can do an NVQ. Stock distribution, health and safety or customer service. 6 to 18 months to complete. Can we say perfect? I mean thats not the most useful qualification but fuck it I got a few months, i like charity shops and cust service would be a proter ( Read more... )

I have been spending so much brain energy on WoT that I have so far failed to get excited about StarTrek XI. OMG NEW STAR TREK SOOOON!!!eleven. What are you guys' thoughts so far? I am not that optimistic but I want to believe that Simon Pegg wouldn't have sign if it was really bad. OMG SIMON PEGG WTF ( Read more... )

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