AHH AHH AHH AHH ( Read more... )

SO I GOT DRUNK WITH KYLE AND FRAN AND WE WENT TO PIZZA HUT AND CAUSED MANY OTHER CUSTOMERS TO MAKE COMPLAINTS BECAUSE OF OUR LOUD DRUNKEN GAME OF POOL USING SPARE CHANGE. then we ate pizza. then kyle unscrewed the lightbulb so our booth wouldn't be so lighted and people wouldn't notice us, but the waitress gave him a dirty look. now i am drawing ( Read more... )

ARGGGGGG i have a driving lesson tomorrow. oh HOW I LOATHE THEM ( Read more... )

STUFFING MY GAPING MAW WITH CRACKERS, PICKLES, CHEESE AND CELERY, I WONDER ABOUT WORLD ECONOMICS OR MAYBE ANAL SORES.
BONJOUR CAMEL.
BLOWJOB CHANEL.

MMMM IM SICK TODAY SO I DIDN'T GO TO WORK, just lay in bed with kels all day. we're both sick so it doesn't matter ( Read more... )

"If I'm gonna fuck a garbage can, I might as well fuck it in the ass." - Goku/Han Solo guy in the wretchedly horrible porno,"Star Ballz"

the other day I mentioned getting a package from kim with hats and stuff and today kelsey gave me a ridiculous hat SO NOW IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER, I DISPLAY MY HAT COLLECTION THAT HAS GROWN SEVERELY OVER THE PAST SEVERAL YEARS
( hat time )

I GOT EMAIL FROM PRINTER TONER INKJET MAN, HE SAID

Par littledave graef fouhy shantae is fuzzy ( Read more... )

HEYEHYEHYEH okay so yesterday was fucking gay and stupid and sucked lots of ass. Kelsey and I were here at my apartment when Clayton ( Kelsey's ex) shows up at my apartment, ringing the buzzer and knocking on the door and shit. So Kelsey goes and talks to him and he's freaking out yelling about catching her cheating on him, even though they broke ( Read more... )

got a job.
got a girlfriend.
and i got drunk at the bar last night.

YESTERDAY WAS A GOOD DAY!

uhhh i just woke up and im still a bit drunk,i hope they don't want me to work today. plus I'm gonna see kelsey after her class today.
PEACEEE HOMMMIES