http://www.magicworkstation.com/

Found it and love it, nice free M:TG. Sure beats paying for the cards...

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You may hear a man say, “If I was a dog, I’d be able to lick my own satchel and that would be great” or something to that effect. You will never hear anyone say “I wish I was a cat, so I could toss my own salad”. No one wants to do that.

How many fredian slips does it take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, one to do it, and the other to hold the penis

I mean ladder!

I am connected via a better connection than I was with my actual internet.

But since it is at school no violence is allowed, so check out the game list...

1. Pong

2. Chess.

3. Network Myst.

My mom took away my internet, so I connected to the guy across the streets network wirelessly. Hell yeah.

Did I tell you my newest jew joke?

Wanna know why jews suck at Wheel of Fortune? I'd like to buy a vow- err nevermind.

http://clambake.org/archive/FBI/

I am officially making L. Ron Hubbard into an NPC, probably a very paranoid fixer.

http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html

( My social disorders )

STARSIEGE: Tribes is now on Abandonia: Reloaded. Along with all the other games I played back when single-player satisfied me (On regular Abandonia, Abandonia: Reloaded only has a few games right now).