I don't think that anyone should talk in front of urinals in the bathroom.
Josh's Men's Room Etiquette Rule #1:
Never speak to a man you don't plan on fucking while holding your dick in your hand. A conversation taking place between two men as they walk into the men's room should cease immediately (in mid-word if necessary) as soon as the first of the men unzips. When all dicks have returned to their banana-hammocks, the conversation may resume where it left off. Any deviation from this rule is unacceptable and marks the offender as being unnaturally comfortable with the bodily fluids of others. Creepy.
I, too, have recently been digging the brand new Brand New album. (Couldn't resist the repetition!)
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Josh's Men's Room Etiquette Rule #1:
Never speak to a man you don't plan on fucking while holding your dick in your hand. A conversation taking place between two men as they walk into the men's room should cease immediately (in mid-word if necessary) as soon as the first of the men unzips. When all dicks have returned to their banana-hammocks, the conversation may resume where it left off. Any deviation from this rule is unacceptable and marks the offender as being unnaturally comfortable with the bodily fluids of others. Creepy.
I, too, have recently been digging the brand new Brand New album. (Couldn't resist the repetition!)
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