HI BOO

[_tabitha_]

Heyyyyyyyy. My name Tabitha, I 29 years old &I go to an elite skewl, Saint Petursberg College, I am only twenty nine years old &I am going to be a nurse. I has some kids, but day don't matter two much. In my spare time, I like to go to Popeyes &eat chicken, I also like to drive around wit Jamal &try to spot hummers. If you see a hummer, dat means

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[ninjajeje]

Burrr

Hyellow, Tabitha. Ah have come to remind yew that yew have to watch Frances tonight while Momma and Ah gorge ourselves in the Ritz Carlton.

Burrrr

-Heffrita Bovina

[_tabitha_]

I am so sick of watching the frances, first ob all, she like shit all over da place, and she aint no dog. You better bring me back some chicken, fat ass cow.

Warning

[aestheticus]

Tabitha-

If ever again you come to my door drunk at 3 AM on a Sunday morning with Bebe and Jamal asking if I can watch the kids, I'm going to stop giving you money to ride the bus to work everyday.

Re: Warning my name roy &I's racist

[_tabitha_]

ROY-

YOU SO RACIST! I never going to help you wit yur calculus nine no more. If some dumb white bithc came to your house youd help her wit her babies. And my baby dont even cry no more, I got that song in hims mouf.

Bear wif me.

[wampalord]

Tabitha, you need to leave Jamal! He ain't no man to be raising you baby!

hmmm? it smell like a WHITE BITCH to me.

[_tabitha_]

SHUT UP DAYVID. YOU TINK JUST BECAUSE YOU LIKE A JEWISH YOU KNOW EVERYFING ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE. HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA TELL YOU THAT ISRAEL AINT IN AFRICA NO MORE?! AFTER JESUS DIED THEY MOVED IT TO FRANCE. YOU SO STUPID IT HURT MY FACE TO EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. I HOPE YOU FALL OFF THE BRIDGE AND DROWN IN IRAQ.

JAMAL ONLY BEAT ME CAUSE HE LOVE ME. IF HE DIDNT LOVE ME HE WOULDNT BEAT ME!

[apathyoverdose]

So last night some guy comes pounding on my door &he's like "TABITHA, you bitch, you open up you still my money ho", so I open the door, and who is it? None other than Willard &Shauntral! What the hell Tabitha, seriously? You swore up &down on Martin Luther King you wouldnt get involved with Shauntral again.

[_tabitha_]

Ok, first ob all, I didnt tell no Shauntral where you live, Willard already knew. Shauntral a liar and a cheater, I don't care if he Jamal brudder. I am so sick you acting like you own da world DANHELLAHH. Dumb bitch.

[jellite]

Tabitha I love u!

[_tabitha_]

OHHHH I LUB YOU TWOOOO

unless you white.

[jellite]

Tabitha! how can u care if i am white when all you do is preach that you hate racism? DO YOU NOT KNOW YOUR FAVORITE GENERAL POWELL IS WHITE??? Cause he is mmmmhmmmmm. But you do not get to know my race now. But god damn! I SOOOOO am gonna go to the beach and scope out your new swimsuit.

yoo racest foo

[jellite]

too whom it mey concerned-

I is Jamal an I dont aprecete yoo goin aroudn tellin my girl she be a 'racest' as you racestly put it. Only I can beet her like dat. An if ever I catch yoo chekin out my tabifas trunk, dont think i wont get all krunk up in yo grill, racest. yoo dont see me goin all round lookn at gabbie's trunk like i gots nuthin better to doo