I have discovered google reader ( http://www.google.com/reader/ ), and subsequently have become fully tapped into the blogosphere. There's... so much to read. So much. Oh so much. This is seriously the ultimate way to kill time.

also broomball is stressful on your lower back.

so apparently my car has died... rather randomly. It was hemorrhaging oil for some reason (leaks of some kind) which my dad was smart enough to notice. We took it into the shop, they added oil, took it for a test drive, and the engine apparently bit it. major suckage... apparently this was some sort of unavoidable progression involving such ( Read more... )

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True Lies:

Tom Arnold: "Hey I got news for you buddy, an unauthorized wiretap is a federal felony!"

Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Yeah and we do it like 20 times a day. Don't give me that crap."

Starship Troopers is, bar none, the worst motion picture I have ever seen. thankfully it managed to cross that threshhold where a movie becomes so bad it's laughable. And yet it has 60% on RT??? It had literally no redeeming qualities.

http://www.break.com/index/weird_al_white_and_nerdy.html

absolute genius.

edit: uh wtf why is the lj update button saying "update captain's log"?

ricky gervais (from the bbc office) discovered Biological Exuberance (the book upon which I based the majority of my research paper on homosexual penguins)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FFpZoi_YcQ

anyone have any clue where the music in this ad comes from?

http://www.lexus.com/ase/index.html?s_ocid=20616

it was so enjoyable.

hokay so has anyone actually ordered online? If so I suppose we all should. If not I propose just getting there early (like 9:30, maybe earlier, dunno) and buying tickets then. And if that fails, we can always just buy ahead for the midnight and dick around for two hours.