I hadn't shaved for about a fortnight, had a really bad hair day due to non-washage, had to crawl out of bed after being bedbound for that fortnight with a fever, had loops that even a white guy could score a three pointer from under my eyes when I had my license photo taken.
You know now they encourage people to smile in the photos. Erm, no. If my license comes out of my wallet, it's because I am just about to get a ticket off a cop. No smiling. So in order for me to match up with this photo...take it from me, if anyone looks like the dude you see in the local paper, the photokit of the local pervert the police are hunting...that's my DL photo. Except I am smiling (why don't perverts smile? You think they would, they are enjoying themselves that's why they are in the paper), so I will HAVE to smile at a traffic cop. Who is fining me, and about whom I am devising imaginary fates worse than death.
I shaved my head once. I looked like I licked windows for a living and needed a coach with a rainbow on the side to take me to my
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You know now they encourage people to smile in the photos. Erm, no. If my license comes out of my wallet, it's because I am just about to get a ticket off a cop. No smiling. So in order for me to match up with this photo...take it from me, if anyone looks like the dude you see in the local paper, the photokit of the local pervert the police are hunting...that's my DL photo. Except I am smiling (why don't perverts smile? You think they would, they are enjoying themselves that's why they are in the paper), so I will HAVE to smile at a traffic cop. Who is fining me, and about whom I am devising imaginary fates worse than death.
I shaved my head once. I looked like I licked windows for a living and needed a coach with a rainbow on the side to take me to my
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ahh u crack me up!!!
the last sentence, RIPPER!!
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