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Dear Christmas,

If you decided not to show up this year, I would be okay with that. I'm not mad at you or anything, I just don't have any spirit left...all those greedy customers sucked it right out of my ass.

Sincerly,
Benjamin J. Herperger

..and it's off to work i go. how exstatic am i?

Comments

[geniusoutlaws]

probably not very...

but you *might* be ecstatic.

[etchedinskin]

can i sign this too? cuz you couldnt have said it better.

its funny how this time of year brings out the worst in people.