I've decided to live dangerously and update from a public computer. I'm at the McKeldin WAM lab on campus, and am taking a much-needed break from calc homework. What makes this break so necessary is the fact that I'm currently running a pretty high fever and am borderline delirious. Which probably sounds like it could be exciting, but I can assure ( Read more... )

This is an ode to the seedy, dilapidated college town, one of the grandest ironies of human life. How a respected and high-quality intellectual establishment can be surrounded by the shadiest of shady urban/industrial regions is beyond me. So, for those of you who are unfamiliar with the wonder of College Park, Maryland, I bring you this montage of ( Read more... )

I just saw the new Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire trailer. People generally seem to be quite impressed with this movie so far, but I can't say I'm particularly thrilled about some of the things they've shown us.

( Is THAT how you pronounce Beauxbatons? )

I think it's high time for a rant. Not because I'm particularly angry, but because I happen to feel like ranting at the moment ( Read more... )

Well, I can't say that this week has been uneventful. I'm slightly reluctant to write about what I've been up to the last several days, because there is a slight chance that individuals to whom I am a figure of authority will read this and my sense of professionalism could be compromised.

( Read if you dare )

My life feels just like a movie right now. Like a really bad movie that makes everyone want to throw up.

I have recently watched at least two movies that met my approval. This may sound like a lukewarm reception, but I can assure you that I'm uncomfortably picky when it comes to most things, so if a movie meets my approval, that means I like it. ALOT. The first was Sin City, which was nothing short of brilliant. I have alot more to say on the subject ( Read more... )

This update has only two purposes to it, and I will make every attempt not to deviate from those purposes. They are as follows:

1. To impart my observations on runway modeling.
2. To describe what will forever be known as The Amazing Pants Trick.Okay, the other day I happened upon the Style network on TV. I don't typically enjoy destroying brain ( Read more... )

So, I went to Mugglenet to see if the infinitely amusing Wall of Shame had been updated. Turns out it has. Here is one of the more amusing bits:

( Hee. Hee. )

If someone could please pass me a baseball bat, I think I'm going to smash my computer into a wiry, silicon pulp. The mysterious presence of some 801 viruses has caused my computer to behave like it's possessed with the spirit of Lucifer. You open up a browser. It gives you an error message. You pull down your Favorites list and try to log into ( Read more... )