Has it really been 26 weeks since I last posted? *shamefaced*
So, because frankly there be more news than I know where to begin with, have a meme so as LJ is not shaming me with an ever increasing 'Weeks since you last posted count'. Also, now you know I'm still alive. Cut because it's a long ass meme. Some weird questions on it too considering the subject matter.
WRATH
Who did you last get angry with?
Boss. Nuff said. Though admitted, was more cranky head-desky than wrathful.
What is your weapon of choice?
Depends what I want to do with it.
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Not normally in wrath. Revenge yes. Generally more effective served cold.
How about the same sex?
As above, but more so. (Women are sneaky & dangerous)
Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
Not sure actually. *is sweet and innocent*
What is your pet peeve?
It depends. But mostly people who insist on proving that they can’t spell all over the internet and in C.V.’s.
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
The whole point of grudges is keeping them. Just saying. *does sweet & innocent again*
SLOTH
What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't?
Get out of bed before I HAVE to?
What is the latest you've ever woken up?
Does erm, not at all for 24 hours count?
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
My brother.
What is the last lame excuse that you made?
Ummmmmmm…. I forget.
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
Is that like an advert?
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning?
Too many.
GLUTTONY
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Skinny caramel latte, no whip, extra hot with an extra shot.
Are you a meat eater?
Only if there’s nothing else on the menu.
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
I really don’t recall.
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits?
Right now? Yes. Morning-after-the-night before? Less so.
Do you enjoy candy and sweets?
More than my teeth do.
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?
Frame of mind.
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"?
Yay! Can honestly answer no. *is not degenerate after all*
GREED
How many credit cards do you own?
One.
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
Dunno. Something frivolous probably.
Would you rather be rich or famous?
Rich. Famous = boring, and probably horrible if you aren’t also very, very rich. Rich enough to afford your own private island to escape to.
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks?
Yes, until I’d earned some megabucks. Longer if the boring meant I had free time to read.
PRIDE
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of?
Ummmmmm.
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
I’s independent. But that came pre-installed, so they aren’t sure they can take credit for that.
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life?
Not being dead yet?
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
Depends if first includes such modifiers as “off a cliff…”
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Yes. Hey, uneven contest is still measure of skill - I just have more.
Have you ever cheated to get a better score?
Nah. S’not really a contest then. Unless I’m doing it to annoy someone by beating them…. But that wasn’t the question you asked, was it? *whistles*
What did you do today that you're proud of?
I was polite & interested & sympathetic to a chronic work-dodger’s self-inflicted problems. I really, really, really wanted to be rude.
LUST
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)?
I don’t honestly know. Is that bad?
How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)?
As above. I don’t think this question necessarily has anything to with lust though. *bemused*
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation?
Haven’t you?
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice?
Forearms are good.
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons?
Erm. This means more than one person at the same time? *pleads fifth*
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Yup, and wouldn’t you like to know what I said back?
ENVY
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
H’mmmmm. Nothing, actually.
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
Can I opt out of that? That’d be good.
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be?
I like being me. There could be more perks with that though.
Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes. WTF does that have to do with envy?
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Not exactly… I’d not mind going back and not-breaking my nose twice. Or not-having coeliac disease and thus dodgy teeth & probable osteoporosis.
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Charm. Can go a long way with that.
WHAT DEADLY SIN....
Do you do the most often?
Sloth. Definitely.
Do you do the least often?
Envy. Does that make me revoltingly self satisfied? *hopes not*
Is your favourite to act on?
Lust. (Duh).
I tag nobody, because yo, annoying faux-social-obligations are not why I spend time on the net, and therefore whyfor should I burden others with them?
WRATH
Who did you last get angry with?
Boss. Nuff said. Though admitted, was more cranky head-desky than wrathful.
What is your weapon of choice?
Depends what I want to do with it.
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Not normally in wrath. Revenge yes. Generally more effective served cold.
How about the same sex?
As above, but more so. (Women are sneaky & dangerous)
Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
Not sure actually. *is sweet and innocent*
What is your pet peeve?
It depends. But mostly people who insist on proving that they can’t spell all over the internet and in C.V.’s.
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
The whole point of grudges is keeping them. Just saying. *does sweet & innocent again*
SLOTH
What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't?
Get out of bed before I HAVE to?
What is the latest you've ever woken up?
Does erm, not at all for 24 hours count?
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
My brother.
What is the last lame excuse that you made?
Ummmmmmm…. I forget.
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
Is that like an advert?
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning?
Too many.
GLUTTONY
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Skinny caramel latte, no whip, extra hot with an extra shot.
Are you a meat eater?
Only if there’s nothing else on the menu.
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
I really don’t recall.
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits?
Right now? Yes. Morning-after-the-night before? Less so.
Do you enjoy candy and sweets?
More than my teeth do.
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?
Frame of mind.
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"?
Yay! Can honestly answer no. *is not degenerate after all*
GREED
How many credit cards do you own?
One.
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
Dunno. Something frivolous probably.
Would you rather be rich or famous?
Rich. Famous = boring, and probably horrible if you aren’t also very, very rich. Rich enough to afford your own private island to escape to.
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks?
Yes, until I’d earned some megabucks. Longer if the boring meant I had free time to read.
PRIDE
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of?
Ummmmmm.
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
I’s independent. But that came pre-installed, so they aren’t sure they can take credit for that.
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life?
Not being dead yet?
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
Depends if first includes such modifiers as “off a cliff…”
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Yes. Hey, uneven contest is still measure of skill - I just have more.
Have you ever cheated to get a better score?
Nah. S’not really a contest then. Unless I’m doing it to annoy someone by beating them…. But that wasn’t the question you asked, was it? *whistles*
What did you do today that you're proud of?
I was polite & interested & sympathetic to a chronic work-dodger’s self-inflicted problems. I really, really, really wanted to be rude.
LUST
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)?
I don’t honestly know. Is that bad?
How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)?
As above. I don’t think this question necessarily has anything to with lust though. *bemused*
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation?
Haven’t you?
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice?
Forearms are good.
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons?
Erm. This means more than one person at the same time? *pleads fifth*
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Yup, and wouldn’t you like to know what I said back?
ENVY
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
H’mmmmm. Nothing, actually.
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
Can I opt out of that? That’d be good.
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be?
I like being me. There could be more perks with that though.
Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes. WTF does that have to do with envy?
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Not exactly… I’d not mind going back and not-breaking my nose twice. Or not-having coeliac disease and thus dodgy teeth & probable osteoporosis.
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Charm. Can go a long way with that.
WHAT DEADLY SIN....
Do you do the most often?
Sloth. Definitely.
Do you do the least often?
Envy. Does that make me revoltingly self satisfied? *hopes not*
Is your favourite to act on?
Lust. (Duh).
I tag nobody, because yo, annoying faux-social-obligations are not why I spend time on the net, and therefore whyfor should I burden others with them?