Oh man, you fiend. Top to bottom. *takes deep breath*
Nose (twice), L cheekbone(hairline), L lower jaw (hairline), R collarbone, R radius (chip fracture), L ulna, L capitate & hamate (hurt like a sonafabitch for some reason), L 4th & 5th metacarpal, L 4th & 5th (twice) proximal phalanx, L 4th & 5th middle phalanx, L 4th distal phalanx, R 2nd & 3rd CMC joint (chip fractures), front R 5th & 6th ribs (cracks, they were pretty annoying too), backL12 rib, L sacrococcygeal joint fracture (can't remember the fancy name), multiple bones in L ankle (twice, godknows what they're called, I only remember the hand bones because I spent like two hours staring at the damn chart waiting to be x-rayed the one time), left foot, right foot, and lots of damn toes on both feet, all on multiple occasions. I'm getting bored now can you tell....
Tell truth I can't give you an exact number because I don't know. Somewhere around forty? Maybe 45. Typed up like this it looks embarrassingly careless. And this doesn't even include the sprains/internal
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Ok, here's a much harder question, how many? And yes you have to include the ones you did twice :p
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Nose (twice), L cheekbone(hairline), L lower jaw (hairline), R collarbone, R radius (chip fracture), L ulna, L capitate & hamate (hurt like a sonafabitch for some reason), L 4th & 5th metacarpal, L 4th & 5th (twice) proximal phalanx, L 4th & 5th middle phalanx, L 4th distal phalanx, R 2nd & 3rd CMC joint (chip fractures), front R 5th & 6th ribs (cracks, they were pretty annoying too), backL12 rib, L sacrococcygeal joint fracture (can't remember the fancy name), multiple bones in L ankle (twice, godknows what they're called, I only remember the hand bones because I spent like two hours staring at the damn chart waiting to be x-rayed the one time), left foot, right foot, and lots of damn toes on both feet, all on multiple occasions. I'm getting bored now can you tell....
Tell truth I can't give you an exact number because I don't know. Somewhere around forty? Maybe 45. Typed up like this it looks embarrassingly careless. And this doesn't even include the sprains/internal ( ... )
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