Take a shit in one basket. Save the other baskets for eggs.
-Joshua Seth Hamrick

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul_the_joshua goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Oprah.alison852 tricks you! You get a broken balloon.amazonneden gives you 1 milky white strawberry-flavoured pieces of taffy.glamdeluxe tricks you! You lose 1 pieces of candy!ill_have_diesel gives you 2 red-orange cherry-flavoured wafers.kitten23 gives you 10 green ( Read more... )

today i worked at fado irish pub in buckhead. as a demolition dude. we salvaged as much as we could. at one point, i tore out a bench seat and found a girl's drivers license. it doesn't expire until 2010, so i have it now and i'm going to stick it in the mailbox. i want to write a note telling her where i found it. i think i might. fado has a bunch ( Read more... )

i love some many things. i had an absolute blast with noelle. the visit was perfect. her friend laura is funny as crap and i think it's great that her and noelle have eachother. i spill red wine on the carpet, she removes the stain from the carpet. great success. i love lesley. she's the best thing ever. we are going to build this city.

the other day on da oprah show, they talked about bipolar disorder. sinead o'connor was one of them. the other was a guy named chris that really spoke to me without saying much at all. he got to speak with patty duke, and while she was giving chris a pep talk i may or may not have cried a little. here's what was said during the show ( Read more... )

Hey Joshua thanks for the email. I'm pretty new to the hooking up online ( Read more... )

just one night of feeling like crap and it's all over. i'm going back to work tomorrow. more of a note to myself, i guess.

i'm quitting pain pills. not many know that i've had a problem with them for a while, maybe you do. i don't know. i actually took some earlier today so tomorrow will be my first day without. i've already told dad that i'm going to miss some days from work this week because i'll be sick from not taking them. he's fine with that. i'm going nowhere ( Read more... )

3 dollar car wash on 278 in hiram is the shit! 3 bucks to get soft pads thrashed all on your car. soap included. 600mph fans that blow the car completely dry. then, when that is finished, you pull your car over to the vacuums. that are free! they ask that you only use them for 10 minutes. these vacuums could suck start a harley. i brought a damp ( Read more... )

i went to a thrift store earlier and bought a 7 dollar pair of pants. they're from the gap. brand new. they fit perfect and make my ass look like a thousand bucks. then i went to walmart and bought some new undergarments and a couple 'perfect tees'. feels like back to school all over again. i'm now getting home from big mom's 80th birthday bash. 20 ( Read more... )