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one time i quit smoking. december 15th, 2006 was the day. 8 months and a couple days later, i still haven't had one stinking drag of a cigarette. thanks to berta for getting me motivated and nicorette gum for always being at my side. i'm chewing only 2 pieces of gum a day. i was chewing 10-12 pieces. but since trident, now, has blueberry gum, i'm ( Read more... )

i've done this before. many times. now i have a name for it.

BGP

Short for back ground props. Placing oneself in the background of another person's picture, usually striking some strange pose or making some other gesture, unbeknownst to the subjects or the photographers.

Look at this random guy getting his BGPs in your picture!

i'm no lesley arango, but i sold my first painting on etsy!

do you remember when kids listened to their parents? like when i was a kid? or when we were kids? kids are nuts these days. i hear my dad say pretty often, "i would never have a kid like that!" and mean it! my friend robert has some pretty raise hell kinda kids. he was telling me that he was at a family party with a kid that has partial hearing. ( Read more... )

as lesley, dustin and i were driving home on I-75 we saw a guy. in a pt cruiser. crazy looking dude. skinny face. skinny neck. like a bat. as he passed us he looked over at dustin with an evil glare. mine and dustin's immediate reaction was, "oh, shit!" the guy passed us so dustin said, "i gotta catch him so you can see, lesley!" the fucking dude ( Read more... )

this is neat. i can hear all of them. dad cannot hear any of them. great success!
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i've been doing yard work today. about 2 hours of it. i was pushing the lawnmower at the bottom of the hill on my last pass when i was hit by two yellow jackets. one on the ear and one on my side. through my friggin shirt! my lawnmower is kinda busted so we have to tie a wire around the handle to keep it going. it doesn't stop running or wheels ( Read more... )

i got my tattoo colored in. everyone at the tattoo place calls it mr. potato head on drugs. that's cool i guess. here it is.


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i've told a couple people about this. last friday a guy that i work with named ben started talking to me about his kids. i said something like, 'they are growing up before you know it, aren't they?' he said, 'yeah, man. my son is seventeen and my daughter is thirteen. this may sound fucked up or weird for me to talk about, but my daughter started ( Read more... )