LJ-cut for your convenience, I bring you my largest all-access photo post in the history of Darcy.
Riding the bus
The beauty of central California is severely underrated. Look at those rolling green hills!
Cue: "Mmmmoooooooooooooooo!!"
Jonathan Hoover doesn't know I took this. I think it's lovely.
Taylor and Erika, the two "Chips." Years from now, they'll see this picture and go, "God! We were such dorks."
Ashley + Callum = BFF!
Off to Mortensen's for free coffee and pastries!
Our Tudor-style festival theater
Pre-set for top of show
Eleise: caught doing something goofy. Shocker!
Bryn: caught being cute.
Brady and Casi: chillin' like villains backstage.
Matt Tucker serenading Kelly
GW, aka "G-Dub," posing for the camera
Kel-Dawg and me!
Brady, The Spoon, has a hot ass.
All the boys who play wolves have admireable rears, as well. This would be Dominic's.
Ashley Flannegan: the sassiest sugar bowl of all time.
Dare to argue?
Check me out, y'all! I'm forkin' up the jam!
I'll fork you up, motherforker.
I TOLD you I had a three-foot strap-on.
Alan gets forked in his sleep
Condoms...
Condoms...
Condoms. Or, as Kelly knows quite well, the left-over microphone protectors.
Eleise and Katie as the chicks from "Young Frankenstein"
Kickin' it.
Dana Musgrove as Robin of Loxley
Ryan Lee as one of the cowboys from "Blazing Saddles"
Group shot time!
Riding a woolly mammoth
The kitchen
The living room
Goose + bong
Kelly and me
Ryan Lee: toking...
...and choking.
He went in the water!!! Crazy!
Bryan Lynch and Garrett Clapp preparing to do a "Mad Dog" shot
You snort a line of salt...
Then shoot the tequila, then squeeze lime in your eye.
This is the end result when everyone asks you to smile for the camera:
Who's that hot bitch smiling at me from the foozball table?
Why, it's Kelly McCaffery.
I think I'll give her a kiss! ::smooch::
Yeah, we're a little crazy/drunk.
The second Mad Dog of the night: Garrett, Ryan Lee, and Katie Worley. Dese kids got BALLS.
Lines of salt...
Lime juice in the eye...
NOW SAY "CHEESE!!!"
Ashleigh Bragg and friends:
Ashleigh and Ari!
With Deo...and that one girl...
Ryan and me! ♥
Ryan and Ashley Moses
Ryan and Amy Gotham
Bryan Lynch is my hero!!
Eric Firdman loves beer
And now...for everyone whose been wondering...
This is the infamous Peter Zorn. Could have very well been another great love of mine... but no.
[Side note: He left this morning at six. I didn't get to give him a proper good-bye. And I'll never see him again. I'm kinda emo about this.]
Then, in the grand two-year legacy of the Double D,
the Water Fight began.
Eleise Moore and Jonathan Visser spearheaded this enterprise.
I think the whole kitchen turned on Eleise, causing her to flee.
Visser, being his colorful self.
Brandon Crisler, Randy Casterjon, and Chauncey Arkfeld watch from a distance and stay dry.
Consumption: the journey begins.
Chew and swallow!
Are you ready for this?
The drugs begin to take hold
"WHAT have I told you about this window??"
"Always keep it open!"
"Hello? Mom? Mom, you'll never believe what I just took..."
How is Ryan Lee not himself?
Seeing things differently...
Sculpture!
Drawer full o' secrets...
And for the grand finale:
Naked mannequins.
THE END.
Umm... I haven't seen Labyrinth yet. I just bought it at Best Buy. Am I gonna have fun?