Topic 272 - Pets.
Do you have any pets? Would you like some (more)? Why / why not?
Being a power, without actual physical form. It's kinda hard for me to have some lovable pet, like Kitty Fantastico. Hmm, whatever happened to that darn cat anyway. Not like I had anything to do with its mysterious disappearance.
Anyway, back on topic. No, I do not have any pets. And as to whether I'd like some. I'm not really an animal person. Not really a people person either. I hate pets. I hate people. I pretty much hate everything.
So to answer the topic. I would not like having a pet. And it doesn't matter what kind of animal it is either. Cause I just don't like animals. So no cats. No dogs. No cute little piggies. No fish. And certainly no annoying bunnies.
Of course, maybe I'd like a stuffed animal, like Mr. Gordo. No fuss, no muss. Or maybe I'd like a pet rock. Or a Chia Pet. Chia Pets are cool. Although can a rock or plant really be called a pet, even if it looks like Scooby Doo. Speaking of which, I might want a talking animal as a pet. Or someone who used to be human, but got turned into a rat for example. Hey, there's allot more cursed animals running around than people care to know about.
But I digress. I'm far too inconsiderate about the needs or well-being of others, to care for anything. And goodness knows my minions suck at watching over anything. So yeah, no pets for me.
Lastly, in closing. Like Bob Barker always said "Don't forget to have your pets spade or neutered."
Theatrical_Muse: Topic # 272
Muse: The First
Fandom: Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Word Count: 289
Being a power, without actual physical form. It's kinda hard for me to have some lovable pet, like Kitty Fantastico. Hmm, whatever happened to that darn cat anyway. Not like I had anything to do with its mysterious disappearance.
Anyway, back on topic. No, I do not have any pets. And as to whether I'd like some. I'm not really an animal person. Not really a people person either. I hate pets. I hate people. I pretty much hate everything.
So to answer the topic. I would not like having a pet. And it doesn't matter what kind of animal it is either. Cause I just don't like animals. So no cats. No dogs. No cute little piggies. No fish. And certainly no annoying bunnies.
Of course, maybe I'd like a stuffed animal, like Mr. Gordo. No fuss, no muss. Or maybe I'd like a pet rock. Or a Chia Pet. Chia Pets are cool. Although can a rock or plant really be called a pet, even if it looks like Scooby Doo. Speaking of which, I might want a talking animal as a pet. Or someone who used to be human, but got turned into a rat for example. Hey, there's allot more cursed animals running around than people care to know about.
But I digress. I'm far too inconsiderate about the needs or well-being of others, to care for anything. And goodness knows my minions suck at watching over anything. So yeah, no pets for me.
Lastly, in closing. Like Bob Barker always said "Don't forget to have your pets spade or neutered."
Theatrical_Muse: Topic # 272
Muse: The First
Fandom: Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Word Count: 289