So … is that what all this is about? Reading my mind? You'd like me to tell you what I'm thinking?

That might be amusing.

If you knew what I was thinking, if you could read my mind “right now” - do you have any idea what that would do to you? It almost makes me wish that I could invite you in and watch you writhe.So much to do, and all the time ( Read more... )

Religion? You would ask Evil about religion? I am the embodiment of all that is evil. I am older than the written word. I transcend all realities and universes. I am the First Evil being ever to have existed. Beyond matter. Beyond space. Beyond time. I existed long before the universe was born and shall exist long after the universe dies. So ( Read more... )

Curt: We set out to change the world and ending up... just changing ourselves.
Arthur: What's wrong with that?
Curt: Nothing!... If you don't look at the world.
(Todd Haynes, Velvet Goldmine)My, oh my, how pathetically arrogant humans are. Change the world? Oh, I suppose you could. If you controlled yourselves. If you could work together. If you ( Read more... )

"If you could completely start your life over from scratch, what would you do differently the second time around (if anything)? Why?"I am evil incarnate. I thrive on pain and suffering. I get my rocks off on misery and the destruction of humanity. The mistakes and bad choices of stupid mortals, is what makes me happy. Existence wouldn't be very ( Read more... )

“Mommy?” Oh what a sweet subject - so suitable for all you little mortals - and how should that apply to ME?

I am the First Evil. I had no mother. No whimpering, simpering family like the filthy mortals. I was born of the clashing of primeval powers, tempered by the forces that shaped the planets and spewed from the live magma of an active ( Read more... )

Who has made you smile recently?Seeing that I'm evil, you can pretty much be sure that in order for someone to make me smile, they have to either do something really evil, or be a total screw up that got caught doing something really idiotic. Like Paris Hilton's recent legal troubles for driving drunk and then driving on a suspended license, not ( Read more... )

Who's your best friend and why?

Best friends? The source of all evil has no best friend. And does not need or want one. I'm beyond such trivial human attachments. But do suppose a new experience would be worth something, after all the long, long eons alone.

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What is the biggest mistake you've made in a relationship.The First Evil does not make mistakes in relationships or anything else. I'm pretty sure that I've mentioned that little fact before. Cause hello, I'm evil. I don't have a conscience... guilty or otherwise. So to quote Rhett Butler at the end of Gone With The Wind, the classic movie, not the ( Read more... )

Write about disappointment or disillusion.I've been around a long time. I'd be lying if I said there was not times of disappointment. So yeah, I've been disappointed when things didn't quite go my way. But that's showbiz. Life goes on. Every cloud has a silver lining. Whatever ( Read more... )

To quote a popular Sunnydale phrase, "duh!". Of course, any idiot with half a brain will understand the nature of an event after it has happened. The bloody problem is that most are usually to clueless to see what's going on under their nose at the time. But after it's all over, can say "Damn, I shoulda seen that coming ( Read more... )