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[_theo_nott_]

Alas, my life is not complete

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[mr_dean]

I was thinking about placing a personal ad...

[_theo_nott_]

I'm sure you'd do well enough to fill in for either.

If you choose well enough, maybe our slender shapes will be safe after all.

[mr_dean]

I'm pretty sure you lost me.

[_theo_nott_]

Let me make it clearer, then.

If we don't have Patil and Weasel to keep our vomit reflexes working overtime, maybe you could choose a gal of your own and take their place.

[natalie_miller]

That's not all that true, Theo. There is still you and Blaise, after all.

[_theo_nott_]

Ah, but Blaise and I happen to be gorgeous together. Hence the difference.

As for the rest, Miller, call me by my surname if you must refer to me at all.

[lil_miss_lilia]

Are Hufflepuffs and Gryffindors really that bad??

[_theo_nott_]

The vast majority of them, yes.

[lil_miss_lilia]

And your a Slytherin with Milesy right?

[_theo_nott_]

Yes, I am a Slytherin with your brother.

I assume you're hoping to be one as well?

[_andy_andreyno_]

I personally think it's kind of cute... If I didn't have to read it, that is. How's life? Haven't seen or heard from you in ages and a half.

[_theo_nott_]

When you say things like that, it makes me wonder if we have anything at all in common.

But life is brilliant for me. And yourself?

[_andy_andreyno_]

'Twas a joke. Hopefully we still have things in common. Remember the good old days of exploding grapefruits?

Pretty good for me as well... Did you hear through any of the many sources of useless information that Tracey's staying with me for a while? Are you two still friends at all?

[_theo_nott_]

I do, and I rather think you should do a repeat performance of some sort this year as well. It would be worth it just for the laughs.

Actually, we're not. And so I hadn't heard. How did that arrangement come about?

The mere thought keeps my shape taught.

[_draco_m_]

Have you forgotten? Scarhead and the Weaselette are an item.

[_theo_nott_]

You might have just made me cringe with that single statement.

But that should certainly solve our problem.