Sometimes I just wish that damn slayer would cooperate. Would it really be so hard for her to just take it lying down like a real woman? Why change history. This is not what I needed...
Someone please remind me to create a list of "What not to do next time" once I have snapped her neck.
If the Almighty could take a day of rest from his toils, I do believe that the mighty Ray Charles brigade and I may do the same.
It is our day of rest. The preparations are going quite smoothly, and I want to enjoy the fruits of my labor. Delectable, tender, sweet and juicy fruit.