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[_theshortbus]

don't ever trust an unfolded towel.
you never know what's inside of it.
kind of like beards.

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[__x0x0__]

my sister had a lizard in hers the other day

[__x0x0__]

(towel, not beard.) lol

[_theshortbus]

hahaha.
one time there was one of those lizards on my bed.
i slept on the floor for about a week.

[pregnancy_tests]

the best advice i've heard all my life, you need to get into the fortune cookie message making business

[_theshortbus]

i should get one of those machines.
make fortunes, and sell them on the black market.
or something.

[pregnancy_tests]

to the black market? are you sure you're fluent enough in ebonics?
...
badumching

[_theshortbus]

oh, i am. i am.

[perfectintheory]

ahhh one time i lifted up an unfolded towel and a huge lizard was in it and i flipped out. it was horrible.

[_theshortbus]

that happened on my bed once and i freaked out.