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[_thir13en_]

the other day i had the tired old discussion of "you just haven't had me yet" with a guy who shall remain nameless. every lesbian on the planet has been told at some point by some jackass that they're only a lesbian because they haven't been with him yet. that he is the great allmighty that will rock her world and bring her back to straightness

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[kittenspeaks]

but if it's just him and no other that will be good enough to change her, does he not realize that now he'll be stuck with her forever?

I LIKE that. And nothing scares off most guys faster than the idea of commitment....
..hmmmmm....

[leatherface88]

XD

Hah!

I've never actually heard a comeback to that before, but that has to be the best one I've ever heard.

I fucking hate that attitude. Ever seen Chasing Amy? There's a whole scene like that, where one of Kevin Smith's characters (I think it's Banky) is explaining that "All females really want, lesbian or not, is a good dicking."

That was so obnoxious, I wanted to just reach through the screen and punch him in the face. :P

[trinity1013]

hahaah wicked burn!

[tankfreak]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Wow..I must've missed this post! Fucking brilliant!