Comments | _thiscorrosion_: A post in which Aerin discourses on FAT.

_thiscorrosion_

A post in which Aerin discourses on FAT.

Jul 11, 2006 12:04

I have decreed that, henceforth, fat and fatness will be referred to by the more soothing and pleasant term, 'cream'. As in, 'when I wear my high-school jeans, there's too much cream squishing over the top', 'My thighs are dotted with soft pads of cream', and my personal favorite, 'I woke up this morning feeling very creamy.' It seems a very ( Read more... )

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space_cadet July 11 2006, 20:05:04 UTC

It's your life. I'm not going to give you any wonky advice you don't want.

So Good Luck! And watch Moulin Rouge. And if you die, I'll kill you.

_thiscorrosion_ July 11 2006, 20:16:30 UTC

It sometimes seems superfluous to /watch/ Moulin Rouge, because I've seen it so many times it's permanently imbedded in my brain. But if you advise it, it will be done!

If I die, I'll come back to riffle through your panty drawer and steal your cutest things.

crazeerg July 11 2006, 20:26:15 UTC

Knobs ain't all they're cracked up to be, take it from the terribly skinny.

Sometimes it's nice to see a girl with a little health on her bones.

_thiscorrosion_ July 11 2006, 20:37:22 UTC

Yeah, but my 'health' is 155 pounds on a 5'4 frame. I have a 33 inch waist. I don't want to be as skinny as the nice lady is (104 pounds on 5'3 frame) so I'm shooting for 120. I get to keep my mammoth heaps o' boobs, while skimming off the mass of jiggly white goo that is my belly.

Skinny boys are cute, really. I can't imagine it being unpleasant.