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[_thud]

later 17.

you've been a great year. but it seems that with time we've just grown apart.

18 is more for me.

no offense,

i mean, you're great 17, its just that, well, you're so vertical, and i'm just, more, horizontal.

Me and 18, well, we just meshed you know? well, at least i hope we will tomorrow, when we meet.

so, later man.

Comments

[pantomimehorse]

do you think 17 is really more vertical than 18? I guess its sharper, in a way. I think 18 is well rounded. it is even, I suppose, at least. you could get a sex change and go to war. you could buy lottery tickets. you can have sex with almost anybody. not me, though. i like to think of 18 as a BIG number, bigger than 19. it is like infinity plus one, or maybe minus one. either way it doesnt really matter, does it? it is less cocky than 17. it is more real. circle, infinity, it is like a rose. what is your favorite flavor of rose? i mean, color? i mean, happy birthday now you are infinity

[chikita_banana]

WOMAN!!!! now you can buy me cigarettes and porn and we won't have to ask first dates and scare them away. (still sorry about that one)

happy birthday my darling.

[_thud]

hi hannah, i dont know if you remember me, but this is lisa, and not olivia, and i posted the birthday thing not that girlie. tho her birthday is to come in the near future. just thought you should knoowwwww.

[chikita_banana]

i thought it was in december.....

[uknowuluuuvme]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US

goodbye 17, hello ability to get the death penalty.

i think it'll be a good age.

[wait_up]

LIIIISAAAAAA HAPPPPPY BIIRTHHHDAY OOYYOUUUU MOOOOONNKKKEYY FAAACEEEE IIII LOOOOOVEEEE YOOUUUUU

now that you are eighteen, and you can officially change your name legally, i suggest you go and name yourself sinead o'connor.

ahem.

go check out my berfday message. cause it's CUTE. YYAAAY.