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[_thuringwethil]

*notices that the vegetable minions have become wilted and dry in this heat*

*finds a large watering can and fills it with blood*

*summons for the zombie vegetables and showers them with nutritious haemoglobin*

*watches them wriggle and squirm gleefully, absorbing the nutrients*

[Edit]:*How much sex can a vampire have in one post? And with how

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[catprince]

*pads over sleepily*

Morning, Fangy. Feeding your pets?

[_thuringwethil]

*nods*

They were getting kind of dry from the weather.

*picks up a radish and scratches it... well... wherever the hell a radish likes to be scratched8

How're you holding up?

[catprince]

*shrugs a little*

Better. I can't go falling apart right now, someone has to be the reasonable one here.

[_thuringwethil]

*nods*

I know where you're coming from. Vengeance would be sweet... but it's a dish best served cold when this has blown over and they are least expecting it.

[uldor_accursed]

*walks by*

0_o

[_thuringwethil]

Oh, hello.

*looks at your puzzled expression*

Right. They're undead vegetables. When I was pregnant with 'Lisse I got cravings... and... well... draining the vegetables resulted in the strange little minions that you see.

[uldor_accursed]

Right. I would not have thought they were part of your normal diet otherwise.

Are they useful?

[_thuringwethil]

Surprisingly so.

You'd be amazed at what the jalapenos and chillis can do when they get up someone's nose... or arse. >:D

[_lurtz]

*Smells blood*

*Comes to investigate*

[_thuringwethil]

*grins at you*

Just feeding my minions.

[_lurtz]

*Finds the smell of blood intoxicating*

I must get myself some meat....

[_thuringwethil]

Well, there's a corpse I haven't got to yet if you would care for some elf-flesh. >:)