*figures it's about high time she did lunch with Shelob again*

*goes off to find her*

Bitch. Let's kill someone.

*sits in the lounge, spooning brains out of a decapitated head like ice-cream and reading a magazine*

*hears her daughter come home*

Hi dear. Been anywhere special?

*hears the commotion from somewhere in the temple*

*decides she's probably happier finding out second-hand*

*lurks in a chair until one of the other residences wanders by to fill her in*

*spends the day covertly watching Pharazon's movements*

*can't help but cackle over his lack of beard*

*eventually gets bored and goes to find Shelob to share her findings with her, and possibly dinner*

*contrary to Sauron's proclamation that there was no need for bathing suits, is basking in a bikini by a lava pool*

*reclines in the warmth, wearing a pair of sunglasses and sipping a bloody mary*

*arrives home with Daemion and Tevildo*

*spends the rest of the day keeping a very close eye on Dai and 'Lisse, reluctant to let them out of her sight*

*sits on a couch wrapped in a blanket and chain smoking*

*waits for Daemion's return*

*waits for 'Lisse to come back home from playing outside*

*and waits*

*and waits a bit more*

>:|

That girl...

...

:S

...

*starts to look for her*

'LISSE? MELDAMELISSE?! WHERE ARE YOU!??!!

Will. NOT. Panic. Will. NOT. Panic...

OHFUCKWHATIFMAKAR'SGOTHER?!?!?!?!?

*PANICS*

*screams at Sauron's cook until he masters the concept and ability to make chocolates with a blood and liquer filling*

*proceeds to spend the day on the couch eating them*

*flies off to skulk in the wilderness and possibly find some food in the form of rural woodcutter types since they have a more gamey flavour*

*passes by Shelob*

*actually manages to nod politely*