*knock-knock*
1. basics:
- name: Jennifer
- age: 18
- location: Sacramento, CA
- shoe size: size 10. Yep, if I was a male, you know I'd have it all hooked up...
2. favourites
- who`s your favourite comedian & why? I really like Eddie Murphy. He just cracks me up. I like how he can be so dirty, like in his standup Delirious, but he can be funny in a Rated G way, like in Shrek. He's good fun for the whole family!
- what cartoon do you like best & why? I'd have to say Family Guy. Just the character line-up lets you know that there's gonna be some fun stuff ahead. We've got a "large" man who likes to drink at the "Drunken Clam", his hot wife who turns to the dog when there's trouble and whose baby son plots to kill her, the other son who is quite slow (obviously something he got from his father), and the unpopular, low self-esteem daughter. We could always add in the next door neighbor who has the hots for Lois, or the handicapped police officer who cries upon the realization of his handicap, but I don't want to get carried away here. I love it.
- what song makes you laugh & why? Warning Signs by Bill Engvall. He's a country comedian, kind of like Jeff Foxworthy. In this song, he sings about how warning labels on products are just for stupid people, and if there wasn't stupid people, we wouldn't have them. There's a label on a tube of Preparation H that says "do not take this orally". You know somebody wrote 'em a letter. Dear Preparation H, I ate this whole dang tube, I've STILL got these hemmorhoids. Man, my mouth's so small....I can hardly eat a jelly bean no more. But I can whistle real good!
- what`s your favourite joke? A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear looks over at the rabbit and says, "Excuse me, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No...", so the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
3. getting to know you better
- tell us a funny story that`s happened to you or someone you know:
My boyfriend's best childhood friend, Brandon, has a little bit of a drinking problem. He's not a huge lush, but when he drinks, nobody wants to be around. Why? He tends to like to get...naked. One night he's getting pretty shitfaced, and he's got a webcam. He decides it'd be cool to put on a condom on cam for this girl named Lexxy. So he does. But then, he has to go to the bathroom. He thinks, "Hey, I'm wearing a condom...I can just piss in this." So he does. It squirts up through the top of the condom and actually splashes his forehead. That was a fun night.
- make up a joke on the spot. There's a moose. She meets up with a rhino because they have a hot date. They go to a movie, out to dinner, then to the rhino's house. I'm not sure what happened that night, but that rhino is one horny motherfucker! (I guess I'm not fit for improv.)
- tell us a funny/unusual fact (from your general knowledge). about anything/anyone. People in france don't bathe because they think the smell of pheremones (B.O. pretty much) is good. Women actually will take the sweat from under their armpits and dab it onto their necks. *yuck* (P.S. Pheremones are what make girls that live together have synchronized periods!)
- link us to a site that`ll make us laugh.
www.whiteninjacomics.com
www.joecartoon.com
http://maddox.xmission.com/
The last one is the personal webpage of a guy. He's pretty opinionated, but I find him to be hilarious...
- post a pic of yourself, but make sure you`ve read the rules before you do.
I don't have any laughing pictures... *tear* I will try to get one if you'd like...
Just one more pic. This one is entitled "Crotch Demon"!
Hope you enjoyed! ♥