Knock Knock...
1. basics:
- name: Amanda friken Rowlett.
- age: 15, asdklfjaweio;aewior. When will I be LEGAL?!
- location: Naper-thrill. Illinois
- shoe size: 8 baby, I know your jealous.
2. favourites
- who`s your favourite comedian & why? Elen Degenerous or whoever the heck you spell her name. She's a hillarious lesbian. What else more do you want?!
- what cartoon do you like best & why? (if you don`t watch cartoons, you better have a damn good reason for it!!) Well. I grew up watching rugrats. And its not that funny. But you know what? Oh well. Angelica is my fucking BEST FRIEND man! Come on now, she's the best baby's candy stealer, and she's such a biotch. how can I not love her? man, you can learn from that girl. I love the simpsons to.. cuz they rock, what else can I say?
- what song makes you laugh & why? Haha. your going to think I'm WAY lame. But the Chanukah song by Adam Sandler.. is so lame, but I love listening to it.
- what`s your favourite joke? damn. I have to pick just ONE? I really like this one: This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy notices it. “Hey, what's that?”
“A twelve-inch pianist. Ya see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a wish, I got a twelve inch pianist.”
“Can I try?” The man with the piano agrees and a minute later, a million ducks fill the room.
“Ducks? I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks!”
“Ya think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist?”
3. getting to know you better
- tell us a funny story that`s happened to you or someone you know (you get bonus points if it`s embarassing, and you`re probably accepted already if it`s kinky! ;> ) Well. Oh, cuz you know I'm such a kinky person, here's one. Me and one of my past boyfriends were making out REAL heavy on his basement couch, and we werent fooling around that much, but he was completely feeling me up. We had the music turned up pretty loud, and didn't hear his parents coming down the basement stairs (they weren't supposed to be home). My shirt was almost all the way off, and they walked down, and his dad did one of those "excuse me, we're home" type coughs, and I turned around, and saw his parents standing there. So picture this.. me sitting with my shirt off, bra excposed, and their son's hands on my body. Yeah, not a good picture for parents. I grabbed my shit, and ran up, and I could hear his 'rentals laughing like crazy. The next time I came over there, his parents grabbed each other, and started fondling each other, right in front of us. It was discusting.
- make up a joke on the spot. (please don`t paste from the internet, we check. bonus points are awarded for effort and originality) Yeah, cuz I'm real terrible at improv. There were two squirels chilling in a tree. A lady squirell comes walking by, and sees some chestnuts that look interesting to her. She's starts sniffing them, and feeling them. So one of the boy squirels goes "hey man, lay off my nuts" (terrible, but I'm running out of time here.)
- tell us a funny/unusual fact (from your general knowledge). about anything/anyone. Here, I'll tell you something about me. Because im that cool. I have a twin sister. She doesnt look anything like me. I'm a VERY white girl. And she thinks she's black. She threatens to "bust a cap" in my ass. I think she's gonna do the re-verse of what michael jackson did.
- link us to a site that`ll make us laugh. (it can be a pic, a cartoon, a sound, a game, whatever, as long as it doesn`t take more than 5 mins to check it out) www.funnyjunk.com
- post a pic of yourself, but make sure you`ve read the rules before you do.
((the girl of course))
- and one last thing.. we`re trying to get this community running, so please promote us to another one before applying, and link us. we`ll check. i already did. in _hot_pink_